The 'Unwholesome' Hall Monitor!

Be Gay, Do Crime, Friendly Banter

Point of View: None

"Why do you keep following me?!" Miu yelled at Kaede, who was following Miu.
"What's wrong Miu! Please tell me why you don't like me..."
"Because Kaede!" She turned at her and yelled "you LEFT me!"
"Miu..." Kaede felt saddened as she pouted
"Everyone loves LIL MISS PERFECT! What would everyone say if their saggy titted piano freak was into girls!"

And that was when the sound of lightening met flesh

Kaede slapped Miu, very clearly pissed. Miu was about to retaliate by pulling her hair but Kaede just slapped her again.
"Do you want to know why NO ONE likes you Miu?! Because you call everyone 'slut slut SLUT!' despite you actively hope to get boned! You call other 'virgins' when you are one yourself! You're threatening to pull me out the closet I've called a comfort. But I doubt anyone would care." She held her ground, not shedding a tear as she stood in her argument. Miu growled and looked down
"At least I don't abandon my friends."
"You were smuggling NEEDLES Miu!"
"I didn't know it was heroine!"
"Hey girls! We need to discuss something!" Angie yelled, running down the hall and dragging Mondo down the hall by a wrist and the tall, heavy Mondo looked confused.
"We'll talk about this later." Kaede whispered, turning to Mondo and Angie

"Mondo has a crush on lil Taka." Angie squealed "this feels like when Seungho finally admitted he liked Nakyum."
"Wait you read that chapter too?" Mondo asked, astounded
"Absolutely!" Both Angie and Mondo kinda squealed, but Mondo coughed
"Don't compare me to Seungho though-"
"Alright sorry." Angie giggled
"Why should we trust you with Kiyotaka?" Kaede asked, raising an eyebrow, obviously suspicious of the brute who hurt Taka
"Exactly, you made him have a breakdown. We shouldn't trust you." Miu repeated, calming down Angie by hugging her
"Because... I just got anxious... I tend to shout when I get anxious." Mondo sighed, feeling shame boil over his face
"Anxious or not-"
"I tried to apologise Miu... he didn't take it. Neither did Kaede."
"Of course not!" Kaede yelled, whining "Jeez, you act like I am fine with you hurting my friend."
"I get it, I GET IT." Mondo kinda yelled
"Well... I did get think you guys were cute." Miu raised her voice "ever since that nude painting session, I saw that look in your eyes while looking at Taka. Absolute LUST!" Miu grabbed her chest blushing, "just that look... anyone could fall..."
"Miu, please, Atua is watching." Angie just looked at her smiling, but also concerned.
"And I don't think I want to see that either..." Mondo muttered
"Hey. Why don't you and a friend go hang out while me, Miu and Angie discuss what we should do..." Kaede suggested
"Yeah but who would he hang out with?" Miu asked
"Neheehee. What you need from me cum dumpster?" Kokichi walked out from the shadows, making everyone jump and Mondo punch him straight in the face
"OH I'M SO SORRY GRAPEHEAD-"
"No worries big dick." He stood up again "corn head can't keep me down, neeheehee."
"Umm... Kokichi..." Kaede raised her voice slightly
"Yes piano freak?" Kokichi gave a cheesy grin
"Jeez why does everyone call me that-" Kaede turned to Miu, who flipped her off "-do you want to hang out with Mondo so-"
"Yay Brutish!" Kokichi slung his arms on Mondo "we can hang out!"
"Yay..."
"Come on let's go rob a bank!"
"WAIT GRAPE HEAD-"

Point of View: Kokichi Ouma

Well this was a day I wanted to plan! Dragging Mondo around to cause some mischief.

"Sooooo big dick, wanna be a part of dice?" I grinned
"Your prankster group? No way. Also. Stop calling me big dick-"
"Ok, long dick. Follow me, I got something to do!"

I went to a convenient store and stole some balloons, then we went to a roof top
"Look at this Mondo!" I filled it up with water then threw it to the civilians below, the water balloon hitting a lady who looked dressed up, with big blonde ponytails. I was just sniggering but Mondo belted out laughing
"Give me a go, this looks fun." He filled one up with water from a pipe he just straight up pulled from the building and threw it at a window, a massive splash covering the people around it. We both broke into laughter, as we kept filling up balloons, throwing them onto people below. That was until we hit a girl wearing a uniform, as she looked up and shot at us, we ducked so she barely missed us
"Shit we better run." Mondo fixed the pipe and we both ran, going down the stairs quickly, Mondo catching me every time I stumbled, and we ran past the girl, before she tackled me to the ground
"Oh HIIII. You're very pretty."
"What?" She blushed, the bright red on her face mixed with her freckles. She actually looked quite cute. Mondo dragged me away from her pinning me
"Aww but Mondo, I think she likes me." I jokingly stated as the girl tried to deny it. Neeheehee I stole her heart.
"I'm sorry Mukuro-"
"It's fine... but you hit Junko too. Be careful. She's quite... rude..." she scratched her arm. Hmmmmmmmmm.
"Well it's nice we met you!" I chuckled, lifting her head up, as she blushed more "I think you're cuter than that fake Barbie."
"Ahhh-" she hid her face, before hearing a girl run over
"Shitty breath what's taking so long!"