BAHAHAHA! I rock!

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Point of view: Takemichi Yakimaru

Oh my Buddha I'm so fucking amazing! I managed to save Mondo's crush, there's no doubt that the man before me right now is the one Mondo wants to ram against a wall and cover head to toe. Haha, I'm good!

Helping up Ryota, I grinned at him "nice to meet you Ryota buddy!"
"T-thank you..." he whispered, shuffling towards me. I could feel him sticking close to me, it was agitating me slightly.
"W-why did you help me?"
"Because my friend has a massive crush on you!" I gave a huge cheesy grin, feeling like I was top shit
"Oh... I-I didn't know anyone liked me, I-I hardly go here, t-this is my first day... Well... h-here."
"Ah nice nice. Well he has a HUUUUUUUUGE crush on you, despite you're so small." Sniggering, I petted his shoulder
"Y-you're shorter than me..."
"SHUT UP!" I groaned and shook my head "listen! I want you to toughen up for him! I'll help you!"
"R-really..?" Ryota smiled, excited to get stronger
"Of course! Anyway! Shall we go hang out in the gym? That might help encourage you."
"Ok... just worried I-I'll get hit in the head with a ball" he joked "hopefully not.."

Point of view: Miu Iruma

I was staring at that dumb fucking short weasel who came into our school today, wondering why such a mouse would be in a cat's cage. It irritated me how he came in and insulted Taka! Fucking virgin may be snotty but I'm not allowing him to be insulted! Marching over there, I looked down at the short blondie
"Oh hello fair maiden." He said, bowing
"Oh quit it you fucking skank!"
"Oh my... a whore..."
"W-whore?- wait that's not the point. I know you have semen in your brain and it's probably gushing around causing your brain to not function, but virgins who don't go here aren't allowed!"
"Are you also a hall monitor? Because this is irritable." He laughed at me, the taller male hiding behind him, looking pathetic
"No! But your fucking dumbass hurt my stupid whore bitchy friend!" Seeing him puff his chest out after I said this, I nearly burst out laughing
"Ah. Eyebrows! He was really annoying though."
"Maybe so but it doesn't mean ya' get to hurt him." I groaned slightly, not feeling like his time was worth it
"Ugh! All I did was walk into him!"
"If so, why was there bruises all over his face?! Did Mondo send you here to hurt him like a loser? Did he send you to actually spy on me and take pictures of me but he got in the way?"
"What no! I'm just trying to help Mondo's crush out." He pointed to the boy behind him. I also had no idea who he was but he looked like the classmate above me, the ultimate animator. Did... he lose weight?
"I've never seen this twink talk to Mondo!" I yelled, confusion in his voice
"Well I know this is his crush! I can tell!"
"No he doesn't!"

"Fine! I'll prove he does!"

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529 words!

Sorry if this was shorter than normal, I just didn't know how to play on the last one with Ishimaru and Mondo and chapters with them get read more. I also am sorry this took a while, I get caught up in a lot of work!

Hope you enjoyed!

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