Get Lost! || 1D Comedy

3. squad

Scene 3: [LOCATION: Target parking lot, end of Louis and Niall's shift, 7:35 pm]

NIALL: "Hey, are you still staying at my place tonight?"

LOUIS: (opens passenger door) "Yeah, but this is the last night I swear. The repair guy said my car should be finished by tomorrow."

NIALL: "Hey, I don't mind, you'll just have to pay me back on all that food you ate when you went on your midnight 'three course meals.'" (opens door and settles in car)

LOUIS: (sits in car, closes door, loud) "Hey, don't expect it too soon, I don't get my paycheck till Friday."

NIALL: "Better late than never..." (starts car) "Oh yeah, why did Harry come over today only to brag about how he works at that photography place?"

LOUIS: (grabs phone) "Hm? Oh, I- I'm really not sure honestly. (sees Niall not buying it) I'm serious! As much as I want this to be a Larry Stylinson fanfic, it's not. I heard JeddieJay makes really good ones though."

NIALL: (eyes on road, scoffs) "Just like how I want this to be a Niall gets hella hoes without trying, that's not working either."

LOUIS: "Niall, we're doing that thing again."

NIALL: "What thing?"

LOUIS: "..."

NIALL: (realization) "Oh."

LOUIS: (phone buzzes, checks message) "Hey, Zayn got off early... that's new. (laughs) Must not have assigned a 5,000 word essay about why Shakespeare is so great."

NIALL: "The guy has problems."

LOUIS: "Yeah, I know."

NIALL: "So, what about him?"

LOUIS: (sighs, smiles) "I dunno, we should probably go out and celebrate or something. It's not everyday Zayn gets to chill out. He works with so called 'high school AP students' (scoffs) those kids brains are literally filled with shit."

NIALL: "Yeah, I feel for the guy, but we can't go out tonight."

LOUIS: (turns to Niall, confused) "Why not?"

NIALL: (matter of factly) "Because it's a work night and I can't have you guys getting drunk again like last time."

LOUIS: (laughs loudly) "Oh, you're really one to talk. What was that whole thing you did this morning then?"

NIALL: (stretches words) "I was... taking a different approach in expressing my feelings."

LOUIS: "Oh, so you sleep in a giant box inside the storage room? Totally buying that."

NIALL: "Fuck off."

LOUIS: (raises hand) "Talk to the hand. So what restaurant are we going to?"

NIALL: "We're not going anywhere."

LOUIS: (types into phone) "So H-O-O-T-E-R-S."

NIALL: (reaches for Louis' phone) "Louis, I will eat you."

LOUIS: (bats at Niall's hand, amused) "Whoa, buy me dinner first. That's why Hooters is the best choice right now."

NIALL: "No, I'm serious, I'll eat you starting with that big ass forehead of yours."

LOUIS: (touches forehead) "When are you one to turn down Hooters?"

NIALL (softens, turns corner) "Dunno, I just like going out to dinner when everyone's there, yeah? You, me, Harry, Zayn, Liam-"

LOUIS: "Just say the squad."

NIALL: (raises brow) "Squad?"

LOUIS: "Yeah, that's new slang for group I guess. That's what I hear all the kids saying nowadays."

NIALL: "Hm, squad."

LOUIS: "Yeah, Squaddd."

NIALL: (grinning) "SQUAD!"

LOUIS: (loud) "SQUADDD!"

NIALL: (rolls down window, lifts up westside) "SQUAD BITCHES!"

LOUIS: (cackles, hears police sirens) "Oh shit."

NIALL: (turns to Louis, eyes wide) "Holy shit is that the cops?"

LOUIS: "No Niall, it's fucking Barbara."

NIALL: (sticks head out window) "Really? I didn't know she was a cop too. HOT."

LOUIS: (yanks Niall back in car) "She's not dumbass I was joking, just- pull over!"

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These boys are in trouble. I'm not one for cliffhangers so I may or may not do a double update today. Also I dedicate this chapter to the king of wattpad. The one and only JeddieJay. Words cannot describe how much I love him just- LORD. I give him every blessing possible in this world and if he ever reads this.. I will die.

Kay, I'm done.