Get Lost! || 1D Comedy

4. sunk

Scene 4: [LOCATION: Los Angeles, Pulled over on the side of the street, 7:43 pm]

NIALL: (rests head against seat) "God, I'm done for."

LOUIS: (checks out rear view mirror) "Ho- hold on Niall."

NIALL: (lifts head) "What?"

LOUIS: (wags eyebrows) "It's a lady cop."

NIALL: (grins) "Squad." (fistbumps Louis and rolls down window)

COP: "License and registration please." (Niall hands her the card in between two fingers and winks) "Do you know why I pulled you over today sir?"

NIALL: (grins at Louis, popping the p) "NOPE."

COP: "You lifted up gang signs and shouted profanities in a senior residence which is a federal offense worth a $150 fine, sir."

NIALL: (leans up against window, searching for nametag) "Now officer.. Delevingne.. do you really have to do that?"

COP: (leans toward window, plastic smile) "It's protocol."

LOUIS: "Niall.."

NIALL: "Like you ripped off a piece of bigfoots hairy ass cheeks and put them over your eyes to keep them warm boyyyy."

LOUIS: (stern) "NIALL."

NIALL: "Nike." (draws invisible check mark) "Don't do it." (cackles)

LOUIS: "NIAL-"

COP: "Get out the car."

NIALL: "What-"

BAD ASS COP: (pulls Niall out the car and presses head against the hood, pulling out handcuffs) "You have the right to remain silent-"

NIALL: "What are you, arresting me?"

BAD ASS COP AIN'T TAKING NO SHIT FROM IRISH WHITE BOY: (continues handcuffing Niall) "Anything you say and do can and will be held against you in court or federal law." (guides Niall to squad car)

NIALL: "Louis no! Don't let my name die in vain!"

LOUIS: (watches Niall get shoved into the car, eyes wide) "Oh shit. Crap. Fuck. Shit. Damn it."

COP: (taps on Louis' window, Louis rolls it down) "You have 7 hours to get your friend out or he spends the night in pound town." (jerks head sideways) "He'll be up the street."

LOUIS: (nods, waits until the cop walks away) "God, I'm done for."

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First things first I'm not the realest. Sorry it's so short and fast paced. I will make it up in the upcoming chapters. Okay I slayed this essay on Alexander the Great and Julius Caesar today so I thought I might as well update. All together I have nothing against Cara Delevingne I adore her she's hilarious, but I did this for a reason because she may or not be in the later chapters.. So yeah I hope you enjoy and I'm finna smash on this meatloaf.