Get Lost! || 1D Comedy

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AUTHORS NOTE: Lol so I reinstalled Wattpad after two years and saw that some people still wanted me to update. I never planned on finishing this, considering that Zayn is ignorant trash and I'm not really a fan of 5SOS either. Thankfully though, I found this finished chapter still in my drafts. Honestly, reading the feedback inspired me to continue it, but I personally would not like the plot that 15 year old me had planned before. Let me know if you would like me to continue the original storyline or change it.
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Scene: Pizza Hut, Niall and Louis' lunch break

NIALL: "Today's the day."

LOUIS: "What, it's Tuesday."

NIALL: "A very special Tuesday."

LOUIS: (sips drink) "Oh?"

NIALL: "I'm gonna ask her out."

LOUIS: "I doubt it."

NIALL: "I'm serious. I feel it in my bones Lou. Today is the day."

LOUIS: "Niall, you say this every Tuesday, but you never do it."

NIALL: (bites into pizza) "This is different. Right before her shift ends, I'm going to ask her."

LOUIS: "Are you sure?"

NIALL: "Positive."

LOUIS: "You're not going to chicken out like last time and stay at my flat for a week are you?"

NIALL: "Keep your door locked because I won't be there. I'm a grown man now. No more Huggies for me."

LOUIS: "I prefer Pampers."

NIALL: "Yeah, swaddlers are a snug fit."

LOUIS: "Anyway, back to asking out, wanna practice?"

NIALL: "Practice? How?"

LOUIS: "Like roleplay?"

NIALL: "I like where this is going."

LOUIS: "So I pretend I'm Barbara and you attempt to ask me out."

NIALL: "Oh, like how they do in every sappy love story and movie ever created."

LOUIS: "Now the author's probably going to give you a depressing chapter since you said that."

NIALL: "Hey, this story suppossedly revolves around you. I'm just an extra."

LOUIS: (ignores him) "Wanna give it a go?"

NIALL: "Why not."

LOUIS: (finishes pizza, wipes mouth with napkin) "Kay." (closes eyes before getting into character, twirls hair) "Hi, I'm Barbara, I'm a girl that looks like a model but in reality, I'm a genius who's only interested in smart guys, not even considering someone like Niall."

NIALL: (serious) "Help me out dude, quit that."

LOUIS: "Okay, whatever, go."

NIALL: "Aye, yo Barb-"

LOUIS: "Aye, yo? I'm walking away."

NIALL: "Wait, that was wrong, let me start over. "

LOUIS (rolls eyes) "Alright."

NIALL: (wipes lip) "Aye girl, be my cinnamon apple!"

LOUIS: "Again. This might take a while."

NIALL: (sees the people looking at him now) "Yeah, you're right. Start over."