Get Lost! || 1D Comedy

5. serious

Scene 6: [Location: Lunch Break, Starbucks in Target, 11:15 am]

NIALL: (mouthful of chips, to Louis) "This is all your fault."

LOUIS: "Let's not play the blame game here, everyone knows this was your wrongdoing."

HARRY: "Hey, I think this was kind of hilarious, what did you say again, Niall?"

NIALL: (smiles, quietly) "Like you ripped off a piece of big foots hairy ass cheeks and put them over your eyes to keep them warm."

HARRY: (hysterical laughter) "That was rude, but gold."

LOUIS: (mouth open, crosses arms) "Oh, so now you're encouraging him?"

HARRY: "Nooo... (takes a once over of Louis) maybe just once."

LOUIS: (puts lips against coffee cup) "But her reaction was priceless.." (mimics her facial expression)

(all burst out laughing, Louis spills coffee on hand, Harry and Niall laugh as Louis swears. Niall falls out of seat, Harry snorts)

STARBUCKS BARISTA: "Um, excuse me gentlemen, I'm sorry but you're being slightly distruptive and might I add (whispers) causing a scene in front of our guests."

HARRY: "Oh, I apologize we didn't realize our behavior-"

LOUIS: "Go AWAY Miley."

HARRY: "Louis!"

MILEY: "You're making a scene."

LOUIS: (cups ear) "Oh, do you hear that? That's the sound of the amount of fucks I give which is none. Oh yeah, I need napkins and I believe I ordered a quad half caf venti, 3 pump vanilla, 3 pump hazelnut, soy, extra hot no foam with whip and cinnamon sprinkles latte." (waves cup around) "This has only two pumps of vanilla."

MILEY:(snatches cup) "God, you're such a basic white girl."

LOUIS:(yells as Miley walks away) "I am far from a basic white girl, I prefer original basic bitch!"

MILEY: (laughs, playfully flicks Louis off) "Fuck you, Tomlinson." (sees Harry mouth 'sorry') "It's all good."

LOUIS: (to Harry, clenched teeth) "Stop apologizing.. and don't say sorry."

HARRY: (looks down) Okay..

LOUIS: "You said it in your head, you bastard."

HARRY: (blushes) "Did not!"

NIALL: (gets off of floor) "Yeah Harry, I wasn't even looking at ya and I knew you said sorry."

HARRY: "Sorry.."

LOUIS: (rolls eyes) "So why did you you decide to come during our lunch break?"

HARRY: (waits for Niall to sit down, folds hands) "Well, I've been thinking.. everything's been going well so far this year for all of us. I mean, I got promoted, Liam got in the newspaper for saving a little boy from a fire, Zayn's life is pretty much perfect as it is... Niall got laid last month. (Louis looks at Niall, eyes wide) And you, you seem pretty happy nowadays, cracking jokes and all.. So I've been thinking.." (fiddles with hands)

LOUIS: "Just say it already, our break ends in like, seven minutes."

HARRY: "Okay, okay, just wait I need a dramatic effect." (pauses deeply, eyes closed) "Iwasthinkingwecouldtryourbandagain."

LOUIS: "What? I can't understand you. Having a deep voice plus an accent, plus talking too fast doesn't mix well."

HARRY: "I mean this could be our year, Louis."

LOUIS: (confused, realization hits him) "Harry if this is about us making that band again I swear-"

HARRY: "No, Louis I have a point here, just listen-"

LOUIS: "Harry, what we did before was fun and all, but we were.. basically teenagers. Just coming to America, big dreams and all... that was just for entertainment."

HARRY: "But if we kept doing it we could have-"

LOUIS: "Ended up broke and trying to get money by being strippers."

NIALL: "I thought you wanted to be a stripper, Louis."

LOUIS: (waves Niall off) "Hush, child. Like you said Harry, this year is going great for us in our current jobs, what makes you think people will want middle aged men singing and stuff?"

NIALL: "I mean when you think about it.."

HARRY: "Okay, I get it. Not this time, but-"

LOUIS: "Not this time, not ever. Miley, I haven't got all day!"

HARRY: "You're right, it's stupid."

LOUIS: "I'm always right."

HARRY: "Well, it's about time I go.. I've got a 1:30 for some old people."

LOUIS: "Yeah, enjoy that." (smiles) "And congrats on your promotion."

HARRY: (walks away) "Bye Louis, bye Niall."

LOUIS: (Niall and Louis wave, Niall stares at Louis) "What?"

NIALL: (shakes head, low) "I was just hoping you would listen to Harry."

LOUIS: "Not you too Niall, come on, do you know what it's like to get into the music industry? It's like wanting it to rain in the middle of the desert."

NIALL: "But we did it! And what happened? I don't remember, but we could have done it. I mean, if you look us up on Google, we already have five pictures of us and a news article." (sips coffee) "You can't tell me you actually enjoy working at Target, Louis."

LOUIS: "Well the pay and discounts aren't that bad.."

NIALL: "Be serious."

LOUIS: "Niall, we went to uni, auditioned and got our little five minutes of fame, but in the end it didn't work out because I know the only thing I'm good at is being behind a cash register, packing baggage."

NIALL: (hides face behind cup, quietly) "You shouldn't limit yourself.."

LOUIS: "I'm being realistic."

NIALL: (laughs) "Yeah, just like your coffee order. But seriously if we ever got the opportunity to do that again, would you take it?"

LOUIS: (thinks) "I'd consider it, but I know it won't happen."

NIALL: "We'll see about that."

LOUIS: "And don't even think I'm going to let you getting laid last month slide by.. we're still talking about this, young man.

NIALL: (rolls eyes) Okay dad.

Okay, so this chapter was much more cereal because I needed to get more of the story across, but why do you think Louis is so against starting the band again? Let me know on twitter @victoriaxcake or in the comments below. Bye.