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10. shatter

Scene 14: [Sunday, Louis' house, 9:24 am]

LOUIS: (Louis wakes up on the floor of his living room with Harry and Zayn by his side and Niall's leg crushing Louis with a blanket on top, whispers) "So no one went home." (taps Harry) "Harry, you awake? Haz?"

HARRY: (pulls blanket overhead) "Sleep, need sleep, mom."

LOUIS: "Christ, you're out of it." (tries to sit up, holds head) "God, my head is killing me."

HARRY: (mumbles) "So we're not going to church today?"

LOUIS: "When was I going to church?"

HARRY: (sticks hand straight up, points back to self) "With me. To praise da lawd."

LOUIS: (props head on hand) "I don't know what kind of weird stuff you do, but I would never go to church when I'm hungover."

HARRY: "I have to piss."

LOUIS: "Then go. And please don't tell me you're naked."

HARRY: ...

LOUIS: "C'mon Harry."

HARRY: "It's not my fault. My clothes literally fly off when I'm about to sleep."

LOUIS: "You're being a little over exaggerative."

HARRY: "That's what you said when I told you my dick was nine inches."

LOUIS: (rolls eyes) "Go pee, Harry."

HARRY: (stands up, grabbing a blanket from couch and wrapping it around himself) "Kay."

LOUIS: "One down, three to go." (attempts to stand up, strains, fails) "What the- Niall."

NIALL: (snores loudly) "Wey...hey..."

LOUIS: "Niall, you're crushing me. Get off."

NIALL: "Hm..no."

LOUIS: "I swear to God if you don't get up-"

NIALL: "Using God's name in vain... on a Sunday?"

LOUIS: "Oh shut up." (straining) "And get...off!"

NIALL: "Maybe I should add another leg.." (lifts up leg, taunting)

LOUIS: I'm going to murder you.

NIALL: "Well at least we know who'll end up where." (places second leg on Louis)

LOUIS: (hits Niall's legs) "Get offa me!"

NIALL: (laughing) "This is too funny."

LOUIS: (rolls to the right until Niall's legs are off) "Haha, bastard."

NIALL: (claps slowly, bored) "Good job, it only took you an hour."

LOUIS: (slaps Niall upside the head) "Now get up."

NIALL: (stands up) "Fine, but good luck waking up Zayn."

LOUIS: "Ha, you thought I was going to wake him up, I don't want an early funeral." (puts blanket over Zayn) "There, there Zayn, sleep as long as you need to." (sniffs air) "Is something burning?"

LIAM: (yells from the kitchen) "Quite possibly."

LOUIS: (walks over to Liam) "Well excuse me Liam, but I'd like to keep my flat for one more year."