Kiibos pov
Four years later
"daddy where do babies come from"
shuichi spit out his coffee in shock once our four year old son asked that question. Is he ready for the birds and the bees talk? It doesn't look like we have a choice.
"Well you see dai when two people love each other very much they create a child out of that love" trust shuichi to find a innocent way to explain it.
"then how was I made? Uncle kokichi said robots don't have dicks" dai said pointing at me. I had a complete meltdown once I heard my adorable son say that.
"dai don't you speak about your father like that" shuichi yelled going red "that's it wheres the phone I'm going to give kokichi a good talking to" he picked up the phone and dailed Kokichis number.
"kokichi what where you thinking talking to my four year old son about my husbands non existence genitals! You have a child of your own I can't believe you don't have more sense... What do you mean you never claimed to be the best role model!"
"you ok other dad?" dai asked poking me. I didn't answer though. I was too busy dieing from embarrassment.
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