(I've seen alot of angry vegans on the Internet and I thought it would be funny to make a chapter about the v3 gang running into one. Also disclaimer I have nothing against vegans alot of them are lovely people. I made this purely for satire.)
Shuichis pov
I was sitting in KFC with kiibo, kaito, kokichi and rantaro. We were all eating chicken burgers like normal. We had no idea what kind of war we just started.
A woman stormed up to us.
"did you know that chicken never asked to die" she glared at us. We sat there speachless. I mean how do you respond to that! Apparently kokichi knew how to.
He gasped dramatically "no way. I thought it yeeted itself off the chicken coop!" we had to cover our mouths to stop ourselves from laughing out loud.
"oh I see so you think the murder of innocent animals is a joke!"
"no but you are!" kokichi grinned.
She then began to yell at us while kokichi continued to insult her. I started getting upset since I didn't like yelling. Kiibo noticed this and gently rubbed my shoulders. Eventually the woman lost it and lunge at kokichi. That's when the staff decided to throw her out.
"kokichi baby are you ok?" rantaro asked clearly conserned for his boyfriend.
"yeah I'm fine babe" he said nuzzling into rantaros chest.
"maybe we should finish up eating at my place" kiibo said wrapping an arm around me.
"good idea" kaito grinned.
We finish eating at Kiibos house.
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