𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 ⁜ 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬

LMAO LMAO NONONO (crack collection)

inosuke: wait doesn't that demon look like a rat-

zenitsu: you're the only rat i see

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zenitsu: so, what do you need to do next time? It's just seven words. You've done this before, it should be simple.

inosuke: be a perfect leader for my underlings.

zenitsu: one more chance, inosuke darling.

inosuke: stand down and not be a dumbass

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tanjiro: hey, inosuke, if you were in a fight with giyuu-san, and you obviously can't win, what would your first move be?

inosuke: knee him in the balls then shove a needle up his ass-

tanjiro: NO YOU TRY TO NEGOTIATE

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shinobu: where do i find tomioka-san to bully him?

tanjiro: uhhh why would i tell you if those are your intentions?

shinobu: because i hardly ever ask nicely and you got lucky

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tanjiro: ok inosuke, lets practice. how do you ask her out? remember, the moment i met....... you know, along those lines?

inosuke: the moment i met the mirror, i discovered perfection.

zenitsu: its not happening face it

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uhm sorta ooc, and disclaimer: i dont think all giyuu is is suicidal, just thought i'd say that since thats how i portray him sometimes