𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 ⁜ 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬

𝐵𝑎𝑑 𝑓𝑜𝑜𝑑 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼 𝑊𝑎𝑠 𝐻𝑢𝑛𝑔𝑟𝑦 𝐹𝑢𝑐𝑘 𝑌𝑜𝑢

tanjiro: *comes back from a meet up with friends at 18.15*

giyuu: we gonna order dinner?

tanjiro: oh no it's ok i can cook it'll take an hour

giyuu: seriously why? let's just order.

tanjiro: nO i wiLL cOoK

giyuu: ugh fine

↠↠↠↠𝕋𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕊𝕜𝕚𝕡: 𝟙.𝟝 𝕙𝕠𝕦𝕣𝕤 𝕒𝕗𝕥𝕖𝕣 𝕤𝕥𝕒𝕣𝕥𝕚𝕟𝕘↞↞↞

tanjiro: *brings pie out*

giyuu: oh is this from a recipe-

tanjiro: yeah that Poh girl from the competition

giyuu: oh

↘︎↘︎↘︎↘︎↘︎↘︎⇨⇒⇒⥤ after eating

giyuu: b l e h

tanjiro: yeah wasnt great

giyuu: i'm fucking starving and i suggest eating something delivered. BUTNO. WE EAT A GROSS PIE

tanjiro: YEAH PIE WAS GROSS

⇨⇨↬ 10 𝑚𝑖𝑛𝑢𝑡𝑒𝑠 𝑙𝑎𝑡𝑒𝑟↫↫↫↚↚˱˱

giyuu and tanjiro: *legit chanting "BURN PIE ASS BITCHASS ASSHAT GOOGLE CHROME FLIP PHONE DISGUSTING ASS MUSH MESS"*

pie: *on fire, being pushed further into the ocean with a deadass nichirin sword stuck into it facing up*

giyuu & tanjiro: we've done so well. We've really flourished.

yeah so my mum followed a recipe to make a pie and it was just 🤮 💩 🗑 🤢 so this is like a modified version-