fire hair: ayo wassup y'all?
stone chopping head: at the mall rn
nezuko is mine: INOSUKE GET THE FUCK BACK OVER HERE-
feral boar head: NO WTF IM GETTING ICE CREAM YOU FRENCH FRY HEAD ASS
nezuko is mine: IM A WHAT NOW
nezuko is mine: YOU FUCKING PIG ASS SHIT
stone chopping head: chill..
depression: YALL SHUT THE FUCK UP-
feral boar head: BITCHES WHERES THE CONDITIONER
feral boar head: ITS USUALLY IN THIS DAMN AISLE SO WHERES THE FUCKING CONDITIONER
depression: IM NOT THERE TF WOULD I KNOW
butterfly: TOMIOKA NO ONE LIKES YOU
depression: BUTTERFLIES ARE INSECTS AND PESTS WHO FARMERS HATE TO HAVE EATING THEIR CROPS SO TF DOES THAT MAKE YOU
butterfly: WELL IM A PERFECT USE OF CROPS THANKS
butterfly: PEOPLE LOVE ME SO OF COURSE THEYD FEED ME WITH THEIR CROPS
depression: FUCKING LIES
depression: IM THE WATER PILLER AND PEOPLE NEED WATER TO SURVIVE
depression: HAH
butterfly: WELL PEOPLE NEED BUTTERFLIES TO SURVIVE BECAUSE THEY P O L L I N A T E PLANTS SO THAT FERTILISATION CAN TAKE PLACE AND FRUITS CAN BE FORMED-
depression: THERE ARE OTHER POLLINATORS OTHER THAN FUCKING BUTTERFLIES
depression: AND NO ONE LIKES BUTTERFLIES THAT HAD COCKROACHES STUCK IN THEIR BRAIN
stone chopping head: calm tf down-
feral boar head: YALL WHERE TF IS MY DAMN CONDITIONER
nezuko is mine: LOOK ON THE O T H E R S I D E OF THE SHELVE
nezuko is mine: ✨T H E O T H E R S I D E✨
feral boar head: OK ITS THERE NOW FUCK THE HELL OFF
nezuko is mine: r00d-
please have laughed a bit-
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