Shinobu as: ✨a mom✨
child: MUMMY MUMMY! I GOT 98/100 FOR THE MATH TEST! (for all the high standard people who think that's horrible yeah i honestly feel you)
shinobu: wtf-
child: mummy what does that mean?
shinobu panicking because the child is legit too pure to corrupt: uh it means well that's fantastic
shinobu's head: WHAT THE FUCK THE DUMBASS ONLY LOST TWO MARKS AJALLALALA
Lᴏʟ ɴᴏ 98 ɪsɴ'ᴛ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ɪᴛ's ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ BLEH. ɪғ ʏᴀʟʟ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴛs ɢᴏᴏᴅ ɴᴏ ᴏғғᴇɴᴄᴇ ʙᴜᴛ ʀᴀɪsᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ sᴛᴀɴᴅᴀʀᴅs-
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Randomas the title says mostly comedic content some serious and proper writing ✴︎✴︎✴︎ requests are open if any
