𝕐𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚
cause of michael jackson's PTSD: hey y/n you were drunk yesterday
y/n: no
cause of michael jackson's PTSD: you were being robbed
cause of michael jackson's PTSD: they were taking your wallet and watch then you said
cause of michael jackson's PTSD: "Hey you're such a nice person! Take my phone! Wanna come take my house and TV?"
cause of michael jackson's PTSD: then i intervened but if i hadn't i think you would've given them your virginity too-
y/n: EXCUSE ME WHAT YORIICHI
cause of michael jackson's PTSD: gotta blast
𝕐𝕦𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕣𝕠
tamayo crazy dude: y/n!
tamayo crazy dude: finally ur sober
tamayo crazy dude: you gotta explain and give good explanation before i kill you with my bare hands in the worlds darkest alleyway where no one can find you and let rats slowly devour your body
y/n: chill
y/n: what'd i do
tamayo crazy dude: you asked tamayo-sama to marry you
tamayo crazy dude: she's mine
tamayo crazy dude: (҂｀ﾛ')凸
y/n: no explanation will settle you-
y/n: imma just
y/n: DASHI RUN RUN RUN
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De Todoas the title says mostly comedic content some serious and proper writing ✴︎✴︎✴︎ requests are open if any
