ik i have the other text fic but i'm lazy to switch to there also this has a wider audience soooo ——————
emo, butterfly and a kid
giyuu: i think it's time we eat onigiri again
shinobu: stfu
shinobu: by the way— there's an upside down shampoo bottle in the shower. what was the purpose of it? decorative? get the rest of the shampoo out, then wipe it off the ledge? trap a bug? or to tell me to throw it away?
the kid: HAHAHAHAH
giyuu: i didn't put it there
the kid: it's in your shower so it's not me for shit
giyuu: maybe you wanted to remind yourself of something with it?
giyuu: it gets hard to remember things as you get older 😇
giyuu: pat pat
the kid: she wanted to remind herself she has such a lovely bottle of shampoo 😰
shinobu: fuck off. obv it wasn't me
the kid: not me.
giyuu: wasn't me.
giyuu: maybe it was the dog
giyuu: or the ghost of the turtle that was conveniently lost
the kid: let me go look at the shampoo rq
the dog: it wasn't me.
the dog: i saw giyuu do it
the kid: i looked at the shampoo
the kid: it's shinobus shampoo
shinobu: no fuck off
shinobu: we use the same shampoo
giyuu: but i washed my hair with body soap and conditioner for the past three days
giyuu: conditioner + soap = shampoo
shinobu: HOW FUCKING LAZY ARE YOU
shinobu: there's shampoo in the cupboard
giyuu: but it's a good improvisation
the kid: it's stupid
giyuu: didn't they teach you that equations science??
the kid: no
giyuu: esp during science olympiad
the kid: stfu the educational system sucks
giyuu: luckily your smart father teaches you this
shinobu: don't fall for the trap. he's trying to change the topic
the kid: also i found something
the kid: giyuu always tries to tan
the kid: so..
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the kid: you should try this giyuu!!
the kid: it's a quick, intense tan
giyuu: imagine the pig is your cousin stuffed into your other cousins ass
the kid: even better.
shinobu: you could even use the shampoo to soothe the burnt skin
giyuu: nah conditioner better
shinobu: nah too sticky
the kid: looks like cum
shinobu: anyway take responsibility for the shampoo bottle later
giyuu: why
giyuu: it wasn't me
giyuu: anyway tf would i do
giyuu: flip it?
shinobu: flip for what?
shinobu: then everyday we'd be flipping back and forth
giyuu: YA THEN WHY DID YOU FLIP IT
shinobu: tch don't you have work to do
giyuu: yes but i'm quick and efficient so i can afford a break,,,
giyuu: yo kid don't ya gotta walk the dog
the kid: i don't wanna
giyuu: if you don't it'll die from cardiovascular disease
the kid: lolol ok i didn't ask for this shit 😐😐
the kid: 🐶: idfc about cardiovascular disease
shinobu: attitude problems 😧😧
the kid: bye-bye i'm going
giyuu: why
shinobu: why
shinobu: listen
shinobu: fuck head mf flippy limb meatball sucker from narnia in google chrome mania who i bet has a bad case of myopia with the idiots' insignia
the kid: bye bye butterfly slaying, dragonfly swatting, ant trampling bitchass from the little mermaids parading underground sex cavern
