𝕋𝕒𝕟𝕛𝕚𝕣𝕠
Forehead: y/n you were drunk last night..
y/n: what? no.
y/n: what evidence do u even have?
Forehead: a video of u trying to ignite ur farts in a river...
y/n: fuck.
y/n: dammit.
y/n: shit.
(𝗔𝗰𝘁𝘂𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗳𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲)
𝕆𝕓𝕒𝕟𝕒𝕚
y/n: hey obanai why am i covered in soot?
Obanai: jumped from the chimney
Obanai: said you were Santa Claus
Obanai: and it was halloween
y/n: well then-
Obanai: there was a crowd
y/n: 𝙞 𝙖𝙢 𝙤𝙛𝙛𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙
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𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐨𝐧 𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐫 ⁜ 𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬
Randomas the title says mostly comedic content some serious and proper writing ✴︎✴︎✴︎ requests are open if any