Wʜᴇɴ Tʜᴇʏ Sʜɪᴛ Tʜᴇɪʀ Pᴀɴᴛs

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𝚂𝙰𝙽𝙴𝙼𝙸
y/n: heyyy
y/n: i heard you shat your pants at the hashira meeting
no brow: shut your ass of a mouth
no brow: i heard that upper moons were encountered and people were hurt
no brow: it was a shock shit
y/n: awww now you care about your fellow hashiras
y/n: you just shat your pants cause you couldn't hold it in
y/n: like a wittle wittle baby~
no brow: shut the fucking damn hell up before my next shit takes place in your mouth
𝙸𝙽𝙾𝚂𝚄𝙺𝙴
Peppa pig impersonator: today was hard
Peppa pig impersonator: i was being a great master to everyone
Peppa pig impersonator: it's so tiring
y/n: lol don't lie peppa
y/n: i know you shat your pants
Peppa pig impersonator: i shat my pants because i was being worried for all my underlings like a good master
y/n: sure.
Peppa pig impersonator: now bow down to your master
y/n: not to the master who shat his pants
y/n: (・∀・)
Peppa pig impersonator: 凸〳 ಥ ڡ ಥ 〵凸

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