𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝘄𝗿𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮 𝘁𝘄𝗼 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘁-
𝗪𝗮𝗶𝘁 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝗱𝗼𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗺𝗮𝗸𝗲 𝗺𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗽𝗹𝗶𝘁𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗶𝘁 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝘄𝗼-
𝗖𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗼𝗻: 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁𝘁𝘆 𝗮𝘂𝘁𝗵𝗼𝗿-𝘀𝗮𝗻 𝗶𝘀 𝗮 𝗹𝗮𝘇𝘆 𝗱𝘂𝗺𝗯𝗮𝘀𝘀
𝘼𝙠𝙖𝙯𝙖 𝙠𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙣 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙞𝙩 𝙠?
"Back off shithead," you said with authority in your voice. "Besides, you look like a goddamn basketball, go pick on a soccer ball dude instead."
"Well well well... Another hashira? Okay, let's see what you got," the upper moon three taunted.
Seeing the sneer on his face, you charged forward with the intention of wiping the grin off his basketball head.
" breath of destruction, explosive blast!" (𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗹𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝘁 𝗶𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁) you yelled. You were surprised when the upper moon stood rooted to the spot allowing your blow to chop his neck of squarely.
"It's that easy? Okay then weak shit of an upper moon."
"GIYUU? You ok?" you screamed, remembering about the man that you had come to save from the upper shit known as akaza.
"Bitch you thought-" you could swear you heard the voice of the upper moon you were sure you decapitated, but he was cut off.
"Stay away shit," came a familiar voice.
"Giyuu! Aren't you supposed to be hurt?"
"Well yes but i'm not gonna watch you getting killed-"
"Thanks but is that thing dead? I mean like i cut it's head but it tried to kill me still."
"Seems like it. When it attacked you the second time it's head was only quarter regenerated, so i'm sure it's too weak to regenerate again."
"How nice but why the absolute fuck would it let me cut it?"
"It's a tactic, y/n. Thing probably didn't think i'd try and save you."
"Speak of you, you're fucking still bleeding so sit the fuck down and let me treat the wound."
"You're adorable when you curse-"
"Shut the fuck up your jaw is broken-"
"There it is again-"
"Bitch i said-" you said with a glare, finally getting him to shut up.
"Anyway come on, this isn't over till we kill the main villain shit, kibutsushit mushit."
"The cussing again-"
Let's just say there was this slapping sound followed by laughter.
𝗛𝗶 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘂𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗮 𝗯𝗶𝘁 𝗺𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗱𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗮 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗿 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁
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Разноеas the title says mostly comedic content some serious and proper writing ✴︎✴︎✴︎ requests are open if any
