The Dark Angel (REBOOTED)

Trailer: Redgrave

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We start at a close up of a telephone on a desk next to a pizza box and in the background there was a red coat hanging on a hook next to a door

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The door was kicked open and out walks a shirtless young man drying his hair, with no towel. He walks over to the desk and kicks the chair upright and sits down, slamming his feet on the desk making the phone fly off the receiver and onto his hand

???: Sorry, not open for business yet. Wait who is?

There was nothing but the dial tone and the boy puts the phone on the receiver and unplugs it

???: Just gonna ignore that..

The young man takes a slice of pizza from the pizza box on his desk and takes a bite out of it

???: So if I don't even have a name for my business then why is my phone line set up?

The young man ponders on this series of events until his front door opens and in walks...Ozpin

???: You a customer? Sorry but we're not open.

Ozpin: No no I'm not here to ask for your services my young friend.

???: Oh, nature calls? Toilets in the back.

Ozpin looks around the shop and taps his cane on a few things, a pool table, jukebox, cabinet

Ozpin: You're Antonio Redgrave right? Or should I use your given name..? Dante...

Dante looks at Ozpin and places the pizza slice in the box and takes his feet off his desk

Dante: Where did you hear that?

Ozpin: Oh. I know many things about you Dante.

Ozpin walks up to his desk and eyes the amulet around Dante's neck. A silver chain with a big red gem in it.

Ozpin: I have a proposal for you and incentive for you to accept it.

Ozpin places a folder on Dante's desk and the young man can't help but open it and look at its contents. He takes out a photograph and stares at it then his eyes go towards Ozpin who was still standing there with a smile on his face.

Dante: ........

In a flash, Dante goes for his gun but Ozpin flips the desk with only his cane causing the papers in the folder to fly everywhere. Dante leapt upwards, grabbing his gun and landing on the desk and pointing it at Ozpin

Ozpin: .....

Dante holds out his hand and the pizza box falls onto it, catching the pizza slices as well. The young man stands up still pointing his gun at the old man until he cracks a smirk and puts his pistol behind him and takes a bite of the slice he was eating earlier

Ozpin: It seems you and I have reached an understanding.

Ozpin turns around and walks towards the front door.

Ozpin: I expect to see you Monday young man. Do not disappoint me..or him..

Ozpin leaves Dante's shop and he hums as he shakes his head

Dante: Understanding huh?

Dantes grabs another slice of pizza and was about to eat it when four scythe wielding demons morph into existence and stab Dante with their scythes. His body goes limp seemingly killing him on the spot. The Hell Pride in front of him looks up only for him to be pushed back so hard his head was separated from his body. The other Prides look in shock as Dante catches the decapitated head of their comrade and spins it on his finger like a basketball. Dante takes a step and walks over to where the pizza box and his gun landed, dragging one Hell Pride that was holding onto their weapon. Dante kicks the demon off of him as he walks over to his discarded food and grabs the slice he was about to eat instead of his gun. He then walks over to his jukebox with the blades of the scythes still inside of him but it was like he felt no pain. It might've even tickled him a little. Dante takes one of the blades that was in his chest and throws it at the ceiling fan, cutting it down and having it fall on the trio of demons behind him. With a finger in the air Dante shouts out-

Dante: This party's gettin' crazy. Let's rock!

Dante presses a button on the machine but nothing happens and he presses it a few more times with the same results. He shakes his head and slams his fist down on the jukebox, breaking it but playing his song at the same time

Dante taps his foot to the beat of the song and puts the pizza slice in his mouth and spins around to counter the swinging axe of a Hell Pride with the blade in his arm. He then kicks another one in the face and kicks the one behind him upwards, stabbing it with the blade in his leg. With cocky shouts and laughs, he gets all the blades out of his body and into the Hell Prides, with style of course. He then does another spin, grabbing his gun and spinning it in front of him to block the blade of another Hell Pride. He then shoves the barrel of the gun into its mouth and blows its head off.

Dante:*clicks his tongue*

Dante jumps over the attack of a Hell Pride behind him and lands on top of it. He then laughs as he rides it like a skateboard, spinning around and grabbing his other gun.

Dante: WOOHOOHOOHOO!!

Shots rang out from inside the building as Dante showed off his marksmanship by killing all the Hell Prides around him. More spawn in as he grinds up the fallen pool table and hops off the demon he was riding. He crashes onto the pool table, flipping it up and sending the balls outwards. Dante shoots the white ball and it impacts the others, ricocheting off of each other and hitting the demons in the area around Dante.

Dante: Ha ha!

A grey, claymore sword flies over the pool table and into Dante's hand. He then slices the pool table in half and kicks the halves away. With a smirk he turns to look at the 4th wall

Dante: The end? Heh, don't bet on it.

Ozpin stands outside looking at his watch as the battle still raged on inside with whoops of joy and gunfire. One Hell Pride crept it's way towards Ozpin

Ozpin: Oh hello. Your friends are inside

Another Hell Pride was thrown out of the shop, covered in large slashes and bullet holes

Ozpin: But maybe now is a bad time.

The demon did not listen to the old man and swung its weapon at him but Ozpin was headmaster for a reason and he shows it by parrying the scythe and slapping around the demon before spinning around and swatting the head of the demon clean off its neck.

Ozpin: Hm. I've still got it.

The music and bullets stop as Dante sits on his flipped desk looking at himself in his swords reflection before getting off his desk and going towards the pizza box which miraculously survived. But another scythe wielding demon steps on it and roars only for Dante to silence it with a shot to the body, disintegrating it.

Dante: Hm..

Dante goes over to his coat and takes it off the rack and looks at his destroyed shop with a smirk that hid his anger

Dante: I can already tell, this is gonna be one hell of a party!

The door were kicked open and flung onto the street by Dante. The young man looks at Ozpin and smirks at him

Ozpin: Looks like you had your fun Dante.

Dante looks back at his shop and sighs

Dante: Yeah...didn't even name it yet..

More Hell Prides show up and group up around Dante and Ozpin. Dante throws his sword into the air and spins around his coat, doing clothes parkour as he slides his arms into his coat and catches his sword. He then turns around gritting his teeth

Dante: I hope you all have enough to cover for this!!

Ozpin: Looks like it's time I take my leave.

Dante: Yeah. Wouldn't wanna ruin that nice suit of yours old man.

Ozpin: Remember. Monday at 8 AM

Dante: Yeah yeah I got you.

Ozpin walks away leaving Dante to deal with the demons surrounding him. The young man reels his sword back and smirks

Jackpot...