Obito looked up at the roof of the dormitory with a video camera in his hand while Dante was inside of a shopping cart with Dominic holding him back
Sapphire: This isn't gonna end well.
Dante: Ah quit being such a pansy!
Sapphire: I'm just worried you're gonna hurt yourself!
Dante: I'll heal! You ready Obito?
Obito: Yup!
Sapphire: I'm very disappointed in you Obito.
Obito: Hey if internet fame costs us a few broken bones, then so be it. It's not like I'm actually dumb enough to do this.
Sapphire: Yeah I guess..
A window slides open and Weiss sticks her head out
Weiss: What are you four doing?!
Sapphire: Hey Weiss.
Dante: Shut up Weiss we're trying to get famous!
Weiss: Don't tell me to shut up! What are you even doing up there?! You're going to get yourself hurt!
Sapphire: That's what I've been saying!
Dante: Duly noted. Okay, go!!
Dominic let's the cart go and it rolls off the roof of the dormitory and Dante crashes onto the grass below with a loud thud
Dante: Ow..! Ow..! Ow...!
Dante stands up and his head was upside down with his spine protruding out from his neck
Obito: OUGH!!
Sapphire: OH!!
Weiss: OH MY-*vomits*
Dominic: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Dante: Ugh..! What happened? Why does everything—
Obito: Dude! Your spin got yanked up like crazy!
Sapphire: Oh my god you idiot! How are you even still alive?!
Dante:*panicking* I don't know! I'm scared! I-I'm scared you guys!
Blake pops her head out from hearing what was going on outside
Blake: What's going on out-*gasp* Dante!!
Blake jumps out of the window and grabs a tree branch that she uses to backflips over into a smaller tree that she climbs down and she runs up to Dante
Blake: What happened to you?!
Dante:*panting* I don't know!! I'm really scared!*starts crying* I almost died! Oh my god I almost died!!
Blake: Dante! Look at me! Look at me!
Dante:*crying* I can't!! You're upside down!
Dominic: HAHAHAHAHAHA!! AAAAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh my god you're such a fucking idiot!!
Blake: Let's get you to the infirmary!
Dante:*crying* Thank you Blake! I promise I won't do stupid shit again baby I'm so sorry!!
Blake: Shh it's okay. It's okay I forgive you.
Blake looks up at Dominic who was still laughing and glares at him as she takes Dante to the infirmary
Dominic: Oh my god! Ohh! Oh my sides! Hahaha! Did you get all that?
Obito: I got everything!
Dominic: HA! What a freaking-Whoa whoa!!
Dominic slips and tumbled down the roof and landed on the ground so hard his body bounced before it rested on the cold grass
Obito: Dominic?
Dominic: ..........
Obito goes wide eyed and he turns his head to Sapphire
Sapphire: We were never here.
Obito and Sapphire run away, leaving Dominic there on the floor for the entire day
Dominic:*leg twitches*
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The Dark Angel (REBOOTED)
FanficKilla Queen! Dyson no Bakudan! BITES THE DUST!! 2,000 years ago, there was a war between the human world and the other, the demon world. Ruled by the demon king Mundus, all hope seemed lost until one of Mundus' most trusted generals Sparda, rose up...
