The Dark Angel (REBOOTED)

Short!!

Sapphire:*humming*

Sapphire pulls out a bag of marshmallows from the cupboard above him and goes to turn on the stove but it doesn't seem to work.

Sapphire: Tsk! Fucking...cheap ass appliances. Obito!

Obito peeks his head out from behind the doorway.

Obito: Yeah?

Sapphire: Can you light the flame on the stove for me? It's not working.

Obito: Sure, man.

Obito walks over and weaves a few hand gestures before lightly blowing out a flame that lights the stovetop.

Sapphire: Thanks.

Obito: No problem. What are you making?

Sapphire: Some s'mores. You want one?

Obito: Like you have to ask?

The two teammates sat down and cooked s'mores on the stove for a few minutes before Dominic came into the kitchen with his coat off.

Obito: Holy crap, you have arms underneath that thing.

Dominic: Silence. What are you two doing?

Obito: Sapphire and I are making s'mores.

Dominic: Some more what?

Sapphire: Not "some more". S'mores.

Obito: You..do know what s'mores are Dom? Right?

Dominic: Am I supposed to?

Both teammates look at each other with wide eyes when they heard Dominic say that he doesn't know what a s'more is.

Sapphire: Okay, sit down.

Dominic: Why?

Obito: Because we're about to show you a whole new perspective on life. It's gooey and chocolatey and it'll make your whole world flip upside down.

Dominic: Are you trying to give me drugs?

Sapphire: It's kind of like drugs.

Obito: Just sit down!

Dominic sighs and pulls out a chair to sit on while Sapphire and Obito makes him a small plate of s'mores that they then had to him.

Dominic: Crackers, chocolate, and melted marshmallows? Sounds like a diabetics wet dream.

Sapphire: We know you or Dante can't even gain weight so why are you being so stingy?

Dominic:*scoff* Fine. I'll try your ridiculous snack.

Dominic inspects the snack before taking a single bite from it.

Obito: It's good huh?

Dominic: .......

Obito: Dom?

Dominic: .......

Sapphire: Hellooo?

Dominic was experiencing the greatest sense of euphoria he's ever felt in his life. Once the chocolate mixed with the marshmallow hit his tongue, he saw the face of God right in front of him. However on the outside—

Dominic:*on the floor spasming*

Obito: Oh my god he's dying!! What are we gonna do?!

Sapphire:*takes out his scroll*

Obito: Are you calling for an ambulance?

Sapphire: Like any doctor could understand what's going on with either of these idiots! I'm calling Yang so she can give Dom mouth to mouth.

Dante walks in eating a slice of pizza and looks down at his brother. He shrugs and stomps on Dominic's gut and he coughs up the s'more that had been stuck in his throat.

Obito: Oh...uh, thanks?

Dante: Uh huh.

As swiftly as he came, Dante left the kitchen while his brother recovers from nearly dying of asphyxiation.

Obito: Well, I guess Yang doesn't have to come over here and give him mouth to mouth.

Sapphire: I..kind of just got off the phone with her.

A loud noise came from the back of the kitchen where Yang stood in front of a Yang sized hole in the wall with a crazed look on her face.

Yang: WHERE IS HE?!

Sapphire points to Dominic who has since recovered from nearly dying but Yang didn't seem to care and grabbed him by the hem of his vest.

Yang: Don't worry Dom!! I'll give you the kiss of life! Breathe!!!

Sapphire: Okay! Time to leave.

Obito: What? But don't you want to—?

Sapphire drags Obito out of the kitchen so his friends can be alone together.

Dominic: Yang please stop cradling me in your arms.

Yang: Shhh~ You're safe now.

Dominic: I was never in any danger.

Yang: Because you're in my arms. The safest place you can be!

Dominic: This is so humiliating...

Yang: You know, you're surprisingly light.

Dominic: You're not helping!

Yang: Aww~ Does the devil boy not like being carried in my big strong arms~?

Dominic goes red in the face but tries to hide it by looking away while crossing his arms.

Yang: Ha ha ha! You're cute when you try to act tough Dom.

Dominic: I'm not cute! I'm a deadly warrior!

Yang: Who has an insatiable love for chocolate.

Dominic:*sigh* You're insufferable sometimes, Yang.

Yang: And you're adorable all the time Dom.

Dominic:*blushes* Mmh...Thank you.

Yang: No problem!

Dominic: Can you put me down now?

Yang: Aww! Fine.

She puts Dominic down and he dusts himself off while Yang looks him up and down with sultry eyes and a smirk.

Yang: You know, I can get used to seeing you without that coat~

Dominic: Yeah? Take a picture. It'll last longer.

Click

Dominic: Huh?

Yang:*looking at her scroll* Hehe~ See ya devil boy!

Yang walks out of the dorm room of team ODDS through the hole she had made in the wall to bust into their kitchen.

Dominic:*sigh* That girl....A shame too. I would've given her a topless one.