Killa Queen! Dyson no Bakudan! BITES THE DUST!!
2,000 years ago, there was a war between the human world and the other, the demon world. Ruled by the demon king Mundus, all hope seemed lost until one of Mundus' most trusted generals Sparda, rose up...
Inside the elevator, Team ODDS stands together silently after having a minor "problem" concerning their teammate not sharing his snacks with them
Dominic: I—
ODS: Shut up!
Dominic:*looks down*
The doors to the elevator open once they reach the first floor of the basement and they all sneak out and make their way towards the women's restroom, dodging guards and even killing a few on their way inside.
Obito: This isn't right. This is form women only! We're not women!
Dante: Well maybe you should go in first because you're fucking acting like one.
Sapphire: Dante!
Dante: Sorry sorry! I'm just...I'm really hungry.
The team looks at Dominic with side glares and walk inside the women's restroom. They see that no one was inside and begin searching each stall until Sapphire finds one with a guard's uniform on the toilet
Sapphire: Hm? She isn't...nude?
???: Freeze!
Obito:*puts his hands up* I SURRENDER!!
The rest of the team look at Obito with varying look of confusion and disappointment. Sapphire turns around and sees Meryl standing in front of him holding him at gunpoint
Sapphire: So you're Meryl?
Meryl: Yeah. You must be Reaper.
Sapphire: It's actually Sapphire. And we're...*sighs* Team ODDS..
Meryl:*tries not to laugh*
Dante: Get the laughs out now lady...
Meryl starts busting up laughing her hysterically at their teams name. This goes on for a few minutes until she was finally done and wiped a tear from her eye
Meryl: Ohh! Oh I needed that. Ah. So, what are you four doing here? You know this is the ladies room right? Unless you all identify as-
Dominic: We came here to find you!
Dante: And I'm sure glad we did!*whistles* Baby yeah!
Meryl blushes and covers herself from Dante's perverted gaze.
Sapphire smacks Dante in the face and apologizes for him as well does the rest of the boys do for Dante's...forwardness
Sapphire: Sorry about him. But I can't deny, you do look very feminine.
Meryl:*scoffs* Is that all you noticed about me? Men.
Dante: No, you've got a great ass too!
Dominic: Dante! Seriously! I will throw you through that fucking wall!!
Obito: Are you hurt?
Meryl: Not yet. I had to get out of that disguise...it smelled like blood. I hated it. Blood gets me all frightened and I tense up whenever I see it.
Sapphire: What's that mark?
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