Harry Potter oneshots!
(Started: 15th of November 2020)
(Finished: 21th of March 2021)
I do not own Harry Potter, or anything related to it. It all belongs to Dobby the house elf😌
'Hey! You! You girl. Hello.' A man yells at me. 'Who? Me?' I point at myself. 'Yeah you!' The man yells. 'DO YOU WANNA GO TO MY BBQ EVENING?' He screams. 'Uhm are there waffles?' I ask him. 'OFCROUSE!' 'Then yes.' 'GREAT. MY TWRN BRITNER OLVEF WILL ASLO BE THERE!' 'COOL MAN!' I give him a thumbs up. 'COOL!'
———————evening of the BBQ
'HELLO MYSTERIOUS GIRL THAT I RANDOMLY INVITED!' The man smiles, I wave at him. 'Heya random dude! Watcha name actually?' I ask him. 'IT'S JMAES PHLEPS!' 'HOLY CRICKET! YOU'RE JAMES PHELPS! I'M Y/N Y/L/N! YOU PLAY GEORGE WEASLEY!' I smile, 'GEORGE? GIRL- I PLAYED FRED- HE'S WAY MORE FABULOUS.' HE GLARES. 'Oh, I'm soryy...' I apologise. 'YO TINK I EM ATRECTIF?' A voice booms from behind me. 'OLIFLOUR! GO AWAY. THIS IS MY GIRLFRIEND.' James glares.
Oliver grabs me by my waist and pulls me into a passionate kiss. 'NOW SHE'S MINE JEM.'
——————a while later
'JEMS, YOU BURNED MY WAFFLES.' I yell angry. 'BBQ EVENING?'
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