a sort of warriors spoofs book that i wrote

Kit God Part one

ATTENTION!!! this is a spoof, so its non-canon

part two, three, and four of Kit God are NOT meant to be funny, they just continue the story. (partly because its too tedious for me to write a plot at the same time as making it funny, and also because well i ran out of ideas.)

(sooo this is not gonna be actual narrative format just saying and also its not gonna be that good because it is my first time writing on wattpad) (i do NOT own most of the charectors, they are mostly Erin Hunter's) (ohhh also most of these charectors were not in the same time period but whatever)

this has a stupid plot but i just wrote whatever came to mind so pls dont judge

My Oc's:

splashkit (riverclan)

nightstar (shadowclan)

fishpaw (riverclan)

Narrarator: It was a very normal day, and the clans were waking up out of their normal naps to do their normal stuff.

Mistystar: fishhh

Oakheart: fishhh

Crookedjaw: FISHHHHHHH

(meanwhile in Thunderclan...)

*firestar being woken up by crookedjaw shouting FISHHHHHHH*

Firestar: AHHHHHH HELP MEH GIANT WAFFLES EVERYWHErE!!! oh wait it was a dream

Thunderclan: *wakes up*

Brambleclaw: *yelling* WAFFLE TIME ITS WAFFLE TIME WOULD YOU LIKE A WAFF-

Firestar: SHADDAPPPP

Squirrelflight: WAFFLEE *dumps waffles on freshkill pile*

Firestar: *runs away*

random kit: *eats catmint*

Jayfeather: DONT TOUCH THE CATMINT!!! *slaps kit*

Leafpool: How dare thee steal catmint!!! *slaps kit*

random kit: Dont call me kit, my name is Splashkit

Leafpool: oh sorry splashkit BUT NEVER TOUCH OUR CATMINT AGAIN UNLESS YOU ARE SICK

Jayfeather: O.O are you like from riverclan or something?

random kit: yep!

Jayfeather: uhhhhh

random kit: what? this is riverclan camp right?

jayfeather: *facepaw* this is thunderclan

Leafpool: *stops ranting about the importance of catmint* wait he is from riverclan?

jayfeather: apparently yes...

leafpool: gimme that kit

jayfeather: uhh ok

Leafpool: *picks up kit* *dropkick* NEVER TOUCH OUR HERBS AGAINNN >:O

Splashkit: WHEEEEEE *lands on the fish pile*

Mistystar, oakheart, and crookedjaw: *stop chanting FISHHHH* O.o isnt that splashkit?

splashkit: hi!

mistystar: oms (oh my starclan)!!! splashkit has been sent to us by the fish gods! all hail splashkit!

oakheart: All hail splashkit!

Crookedjaw: uhhh sure... all hail splashkit!

riverclan: (they are lazy so they slept in) *yawn, stretch and get up*

Riverclan: ALL HAIL SPLASHKIT!!! *kneel and grovel*

shadowclan: *hears faint chorus of ALL HAIL SPLASHKIT!!!*

Nightstar: whats going on??? why is riverclan hailing splashkit all of a sudden? O.o

half of shadowclan: *puts down teacups and walk over* what? riverclan is hailing splashkit?

other half of shadowclan: *puts down teacups and walk over* what? who is splashkit?

Starclan Bluestar: *peers into the scrying pool* hey look riverclan is hailing splashkit as a god

rest of starclan: what?? b-b-but we are gods, not that puny kit!

Starclan bluestar: eh its interesting to watch for now, but if it gets out of hand, we can always just send down an omen

rest of starclan: *murmuring in agreement*

To Be Continued in Part Two!!!