in the previous chapter, splashkit got two badges! a new charector was introduced, named Meankit (he is really mean) who is always one step ahead of Splashkit in collecting badges.
splashkit: great! metapod is fully healed! lets try a different strat this time
blue: yeah im not sure if any of us can beat pikachu or whatever other pokemon Jayfeather has
splashkit: well then lets go catch more pokem-
random pokemon: *appear*
splashkit: a bulbasaur! I recognised it from the lab
dexter: grass types are super effective against electric types
splashkit: alright! go, pokeball!
bulbasaur: *break free*
blue: you have to weaken it first
splashkit: oh yeah I forgot well blue use flamethrower!
blue: *cough* wait I need to catch my breath *cough* ok *breath fire*
splashkit: do you have athsma or something?
blue: no im just tired
bulbasaur: *vine whip*
blue: OW! *scratch scratch scratch scratch*
splashkit: pokeball, go!
bulbasaur: *is caught*
splashkit: YES! :D
later...
jayfeather: just because you brought a grass pokemon this time wont change anything! go, pikachu! use thundershock!
pikachu: PIIIIKAAAACHUUUU!!!!!! *zap zap*
bulbasaur: you will have to do better than that if you want to win! *razor leaf* *vine whip*
pikachu: *dodge dodge*
splashkit: how is that pikachu so fast???
blue: pikachu are naturally very fast I think
splashkit: oh... well change of plans! bulbasaur sleep powder!
bulbasaur: *sleep powder*
pikachu: *snore*
splashkit: bulbasaur use solar beam! no actually just finish it off with a razor leaf
bulbasaur: wait solar beam or razor leaf?
splashkit: razor leaf
bulbasaur: *razor leaf*
pikachu: *faint*
jayfeather: humph you just got lucky! anyways here is your thunder badge
splashkit: thanks! bye! I gotta go beat the Shadow gym *takes out pidgeotto*
five seconds later...
splashkit: we are here! thanks pidgeotto!
guard: hold it! there is already a battle going on in this gym! meankit is currently battling with tigerheart for the shadow badge! wait over there
splashkit: wow! we are catching up to meankit! hopefully he loses, then we will be able to overtake him!!!
blue: yeah!
3 minutes later...
meankit: awww man I lost! I should probably get squirtle to the medicine den
splashkit: YESSS!!! *high five*
blue: alright! lets go in
splashkit: tigerheart! I challenge you to a gym battle!
tigerheart: so you will be the next kit to walk away without a badge! already 5 kits have challenged me, one from riverclan, two from shadowclan, one from thunderclan, and one from windclan! but none have succeded in beating me!!! this is a two pokemon battle btw
splashkit: we will see about that! go, bulbasaur!
tigerheart: go, umbreon!!!
dexter: umbreon! When this Pokémon becomes angry, its pores secrete a poisonous sweat, which it sprays at its opponent's eyes.
splashkit: huh! ok well go, blue!!! use fire spin!
umbreon: *copycat* *fire spin*
both: *faint*
tigerheart: go, umbreon number two!
splashkit: go, bulbasaur! use solar beam!
tigerheart: umbreon, dark pulse now!
splashkit: hang in there bulbasaur! keep charging for solar beam!
tigerheart: solar beam charging time isnt quick enough, so you will surely lose! umbreon, tackle!
bulbasaur: *solar beam*
umbreon: *dodge*
splashkit: no!!! that was our last chance at winning! welp gg
umbreon: *tackle*
bulbasaur: *faint*
later...
charmander: *faint*
bulbasaur: *faint*
im skipping through the battling because all the pokemon just keep fainting
meankit: go, vulpix! go, geodude!
after like 10 seconds...
vulpix: *faint*
geodude: *faint*
and this continued until splashkit just gave up, and shortly after meankit also gave up
splashkit: maybe we should just stop trying to beat this gym until we get stronger
meankit: yeah
birchpaw (from thunderclan): lol you are such noobs! watch me! ill surely beat the gym *struts into gym*
splashkit and meankit: yeah right!
20 seconds pass
splashkit: this is taking a long time
three minutes pass
meankit: -_- *snore*
five minutes later...
birchpaw: YES! I got the shadow badge! see I told you guys I would beat it! now I have five badges!
meankit: FIVE??? I only have three!
splashkit: I also have three
birchpaw: *strut off* those guys are noobs!
splashkit: common enemy?
meankit: yep definitely common enemy
both: *shake paws*
splashkit: come on lets go catch some pokemon to beat the shadow gym!
and they ran off into the forest, not knowing of the horrors that lurked in there, waiting for them...
DUN DUN DUN!!!
im ending part three here, even though it is still only 600 words.
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