Narrator: So, anyways, while the starclan cats were talking, splashkit was abusing his power. (he was only a kit after all)
Splashkit: Hey you! go get me some moss! random cat over there! throw waffles at firstar! Mistystar! im demoting you to mistykit, and im promoting myself to splashstar!!!
mistykit: *whines* awww mann :(
firestar: HELP A RANDOM CAT IS THROWING WAFFLES AT ME
pancake patrol: NEVER FEAR FOR WE ARE HERE
firestar: thank you oh brave pancake patrol!
Pancake patrol: *chucks random cat back to riverclan*
Splashkit: Somecat get me a fish!!! im hungry
Fishpaw: *kneeling* i has returned with your moss and some fish, my lord
Splashstar: :D thanks! i hereby promote you to Fishegg, and make you my deputy!
oakheart: b-b-but im the deputy though!!!
splashstar: fine!
oakheart: yay! :D
splashstar: dont interrupt me! i was going to say "fine! you are now an apprentice!"
oakpaw: what?? NOOOOO D:
fishegg: woohoo! im the deputy! *victory dance*
oakpaw: *sniffles* WAHHHHH
mistykit: its ok oakpaw dont cry lets go outside
oakpaw: *sniff* o-ok mistykit
Narrator: we will get back to them later
crookedjaw: *sits in corner* if i dont make splashstar angry, he wont demote me, so i guess ill just suck up to him and follow his commands...
splashstar: MHA HA HA HA HA I AM THE RULER OF RIVERCLAN!!!
random riverclan cat: *shouting at mistykit who is currently walking away with oakpaw* THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT MISTYKIT IF YOU DIDNT DECLARE HIM A GOD WE WOULDNT BE IN THIS SITUATION
splashstar: WHAT DID YOU SAY??? (lets just assume that the random cats name was heavystep)
heavystep: n-nothing
splashstar: >:O how dare you!!! GUARDS! THROW HIM IN PRISON!!!
riverclan: *looks around* you have guards?? you have a PRISON???
splashstar: oh right uhh CROOKEDJAW
crookedjaw: SIR YES SIR
splashstar: i like that attitude... you will be the captain of the royal guard!
Crookedjaw: thank you sir, i will start recruiting other members of the royal guard at once, sir!
(im gonna start part three soon!)
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a sort of warriors spoofs book that i wrote
Rastgeleuhhhh mosty warriors things, i felt like i should make a book because like yeah having 0 works is embarresing (i have a cover but it wont upload for some reason) (part two and three arent supposed to be funny btw) (only part one was supposed to be f...
