hawkfrost: splashkit
splashkit: dare
hawkfrost: spin this wheel of fortune, i need to see if it works
splashkit: *spin*
wheel: Mouse!
mouse: *appears*
splashkit: *eats mouse*
hawkfrost: yay it works!!!
hawkfrost: ivypool
ivypool: dare
hawkfrost: hmm... go to dovewing and pretend to be deaf
later...
dovewing: oh hi ivypool
ivypool: what? i cant hear you
dovewing: i said hi ivypool
ivypool: what?
dovewing: are you pretending to be deaf?
ivypool: yes
dovewing: ok *teleports away*
ivypool: im done
hawkfrost: ok now is firestar!
firestar: dare
hawkfrost: go to jayfeather and tell him you broke your paw
firestar: *breaks paw* jayfeather i broke my paw
jayfeather: this better not be a prank!!!!
firestar: im serious its not a prank
jayfeather: wow you are serious
firestar: owww
jayfeather: *puts comfrey*
firestars paw: *magically heals*
jayfeather: there
firestar: wow thanks!
hawkfrost: firestar you are disqualified because you werent supposed to actually break you paw
firestar: ...fine *walks away*
hawkfrost: next... bluestar!
bluestar: ok i choose dare what do i have to do
hawkfrost: go comfort spottedleaf
spottedleaf: *cri cri cri*
sandstorm: *sticks tongue out*
bluestar: go away sandstorm
sandstorm: fine *walks away*
spottedleaf: *cri* wahhh firestar chose sandstorm over me (this is not how actual spottedleaf would act obviously)
bluestar: *pat head* its alright stop crying
spottedleaf: *sniff* ok
bluestar: my job here is done *teleports*
hawkfrost: wow that was fast
ravenpaw: i choose truth
hawkfrost: do you like vole or mouse better
ravenpaw: oh no that is such a hard question
half an hour later...
ravenpaw: i think i prefer vole.
hawkfrost: ok, i prefer vole as well!
splashkit: i need to get back to the nursery... bye this was fun
hawkfrost: ok well next
ivypool: dare
hawkfrost: get me some vole im hungry
ivypool: sure
ivypool: here
im running out of ideas...
hawkfrost: *bite* this is stale!
ivypool: hehe
hawkfrost: you are disqualified
ivypool: yay nap time
hawkfrost: i think ravenpaw is our winner!
ravenpaw: wow!
hawkfrost: *gives honey*
ravenpaw: *lick honey* yummy!
hawkfrost: shows over
everyone: The e-
fishpaw: stop breaking the fourth wall!!!
YOU ARE READING
a sort of warriors spoofs book that i wrote
Randomuhhhh mosty warriors things, i felt like i should make a book because like yeah having 0 works is embarresing (i have a cover but it wont upload for some reason) (part two and three arent supposed to be funny btw) (only part one was supposed to be f...
