a sort of warriors spoofs book that i wrote

Thekits prophecy (this is sorta long)

this story is about windclan btw because all of my previous ones have like almost never mentioned windclan so i thought it would be nice to make a story about them

it was another normal day for the clans and nothing was unnormal. there were no festivals today, and shadowclans tea party had not been canceled. there was nothing at all unnormal except for one teensy totally super small thing...

 Thekit: *poofs into a glittery forest* wha- where am i?

Bluestar: you are in the starclan forest

thekit: whats that? who are you? why is your pelt glittery???

bluestar: you are seriously telling me you dont know what starclan is

thekit: uhhh... yeah i dont know

bluestar: uhh change of plans!!! go ask the elders what starclan is and we will meet again sooooooon *voice echoes mysteriously and bluestar fades away*

thekit: *wakes up from nap* that was... weird

mumbojumbo (thekits mom): what was weird, little one?

thekit: i had a dream about a weird blue she-cat with a starry pelt in a glittery forest. she said something about a "starclan". whats a "starclan"? isnt windclan the only clan?

clearly, thekit is a bit ignorant

mumbojumbo: *facepaws* i guess i will just explain it then...

*timeskip*

thekit: there are actually like 6 clans instead of one?

mumbojumbo: yes, dear

thekit: *intense thinking* sooooo that lady i was talking to was a dead cat that went to starclan, which is cat heaven?

mumbojumbo: yep

thekit: and that means i am special because bluestar visited me in a dream?

mumbojumbo: yeah pretty much, but that depends on what she has to say

thekit: awsome!!! *rushes off to tell his friends*

spottedleaf: bluestar thekit hasnt gone back to sleep yet

bluestar: which kit?

spottedleaf: thekit

bluestar: be more specific, there are like dozens of kits!

spottedleaf: THEKIT

both: UGHHH

bluestar: oh you mean the one named thekit?

spottedleaf: duhh

bluestar: oh well you know how kits are like, once you get them excited it wont take long for them to get sleepy

thekit: *yawn* *snore*

bluestar: *picks up messaging leaf*

thekit: oh hi bluestar!

bluestar: hello! i have a very important prophecy for you

thekit: wow!

ugh i already wrote like 350 words but im not even halfway through the story yet

im gonna take a break and finish this later

alright breaks over

bluestar: after this dream, go tell Catmint the medcat and Kitstar the leader of windclan ok?

thekit: got it

bluestar: alright *deep breath* the one with the flaming pelt shall be wrongly accused of a crime, and the kit will have to clear his reputation and get him out of jail!!! *voice echoes mysteriously*