it was a very normal day in the clans... well not completley normal
firestar: may all cats old enough to hunt gather beneath the BigRock for a clan meeting!
thunderclan: *goes into clearing*
firestar: hi guys, as you all know, it is leaf-bare, but we have a visitor! his name is turkey, and he is a loner
thunderclan: *murmer rumors*
turkey: *walks onto rock* hello and merry Christmas to you all!
roseflight: uhh... we dont celebrate christmas or any holiday actually
turkey: wait... you dont know what christmas is???
roseflight: well... I know what it is but pretty much no one else does
roseflight is more knoledgable than the others
turkey: oh wow then I will have to educate y'all
roseflight: uhh we dont really have time for festivities...
firestar: yeah we have to hunt and stuff, we cant waste a day on not getting fresh kill
brambleclaw: yeah we need to make waf-
firestar: NO WE DONT
turkey: well then you are lucky cause I brought more food than you guys can eat in a month!
brambleclaw: what does month mean?
roseflight: he means moon
turkey: *pulls food out of thin air*
brambleclaw: where did all that food come from???
turkey: theres a thing called magic...
brambleclaw: ooo magic the gathering is super fun!
I dont play magic the gathering but brambleclaw does
firestar: no D&D is so much better!
dungeons and dragons is not similar to magic the gathering at all but whatever
turkey: sooo who is roasting the chicken
firestar: uhh wut?
turkey: you know, like cooking a chicken to eat
firestar: whats this "cooking"?
turkey: cooking is where you heat up food for a long time
firestar: wont the food catch fire or dry out?
turkey: noo ofc not! it makes the food tastier!
brambleclaw: I would like to try doing that! wait, but how do you hold your food over the heating source and not burn yourself?
turkey: you protect your paw with magic!
brambleclaw: oh ok
turkey: *points at bramble's claw*
brambleclaw: my paw feels weird
turkey: *builds fire*
brambleclaw: *stick paw in* wow my paw isnt burning!
turkey: i brought a few extra chickens because you are likely to fail the first time
brambleclaw: *drops chicken into fire* oops
turkey: *hands another chicken*
brambleclaw: how do you hold it without opposable thumbs???
YOU ARE READING
a sort of warriors spoofs book that i wrote
Diversosuhhhh mosty warriors things, i felt like i should make a book because like yeah having 0 works is embarresing (i have a cover but it wont upload for some reason) (part two and three arent supposed to be funny btw) (only part one was supposed to be f...
