Hawkfrost: *reading off card* Hello and welcome back to Hawkfrosts show of idiots!!! wait what *looks at cue card again* WHO SWITCHED MY CARDS
everyone: *snickers*
ivypool: me
hawkfrost: *did not hear* well on with the show!!! and this time we are doing a truth or dare!
*silence*
hawkfrost: *whispering* hey jayfeather you missed your cue
jayfeather: *walks on stage* just so you know i was forced into this
hawkfrost: our second contestant is... Squirrelflight!!!
squirrelflight: *walks on stage*
the other cats: clap clap clap
*timeskip a few minutes*
hawkfrost: and our rules are... basically if any of our five contestants fail to do the dare, or fail to answer the question truthfully, they are out, and the last person who is still in gets... all of jayfe-
jayfeather: DONT TOUCH MY CATMINTTTT
hawkfrost: i was gonna say honey
jayfeather: oh ok
hawkfrost: ok jayfeather you are first. truth or dare?
jayfeather: dare
hawkfrost: give me some catmint
jayfeather: bye *poofs away*
hawkfrost: and we have our first elimination! squirrelflight, truth or dare?
squirrelflight: truth
hawkfrost: why did you kick thornclaw off the sky oak??? *rolls clip*
squirrelflight: hmm well this is a very deep question
hawkfrost: go on, we have time
squirrelflight: ok. well the first reason was because i really wanted that teddy bear, so i was jealous and kicked him. the second reason is because i hate him. he always shows off and brings back the most prey from patrols and brags about how he is the best and teases me for being the second best and-
hawkfrost: ok ok thats enough we get it
squirrelflight: *sits down*
hawkfrost: and now for our special guest, ravenpaw!!!
ravenpaw: i choose dare
hawkfrost: hmm... oh i know! go get splashkit and convince him to participate in this show
ravenpaw: whos that?
hawkfrost: *shows picture*
ravenpaw: oh ok *leaves*
*timeskip*
ravenpaw: hey splashkit do you want to participate in Hawkfrosts truth or dare show?
splashkit: im grounded sorry
ravenpaw: just sneak out
splashkit: ok *sneaks out of the nursery*
*timeskip past a few unnececcary hours*
ravenpaw: im back
hawkfrost: yay! splashkit, truth or dare?
splashkit: truth!
hawkfrost: how do you feel about starclan taking away your power?
splashkit: i feel grateful. this is because i was competly abusing my power, so i feel grateful that starclan took it away before i did something really bad.
hawkfrost: huh that makes sense. ivypool! truth or dare
ivypool: truth
hawkfrost: who was your first crush
ivypool: *blushing* y-you
hawkfrost: O_o *also blushes*
ivypool: embarrassed
both of them: *lean towards each other*
*romantic music*
wait i just realised isnt she lez? ah well its a different ivypool
*timeskip*
hawkfrost: uhhhh ok next cat! firestar!!!
firestar: truth
hawkfrost: do you like spottedleaf or sandstorm more
firestar: seriously man?
hawkfrost: answer it
firestar: sandstorm. spottedleaf is way older than me and yeah she is dead sooo...
spottedleaf: *cri*
hawkfrost: wow! next is bluestar!!!
bluestar: dare
hawkfrost: kick yellowfang
in starclan...
bluestar: *kick*
yellowfang: *snore* *doesnt notice*
bluestar: wow that was easy
hawkfrost: squirrelflight!
squirrelflight: truth
hawkfrost: if you had a choice between saving leafpool from dying and saving firestar from dying, who would you save?
squirrelflight: im not answering that *disqualified*
hawkfrost: ravenpaw!
ravenpaw: truth
hawkfrost: if i got tigerclaw down here, would you run away?
ravenpaw: yes
hawkfrost: *summons tigerclaw*
tigerclaw: WHO DARES DISTURB MY SLUMBER
ravenpaw: *screams in terror* *runs away*
tigerclaw: *sleeps*
to be continued
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