a sort of warriors spoofs book that i wrote

My attempt at a funny spoof (firestars party)

(at this point im too lazy to add all of my oc's to the reference part on page two)

Firestar: WELCOME EVERYONE TO FIRESTARS ANNUAL PARTY!! *points to a sign next to freshkill pile*

Bramblestar: *yawn* firestar... its like 2 in the moring

Firestar: i have no clue what that means! i already sent thornclaw on a dawn patrol and dustpelt is reparing the nursery! wakey wakey everyone! dont be like those riverclan fatsos!!!

Mistystar: I HEARD THAT!! im right here you know

firestar: (to the other clans) sorry my clan is lazy, they still arent up even though the sun is already rising

Onestar: its alright

Nightstar: could we hurry up? im gonna miss the shadowclan daily tea party

firestar: alright *steals catmint*

Jayfeather: REEEEE *jumps on firestar* MY CATMINT

Leafpool: *wakes up* HOW DARE YOU *jumps on firestar*

Narrator:  the noise woke the entirety of thunderclan

squirrelflight: PARTY TIME

brambleclaw: BREAK OUT THE WAAAFLES!!!

Firestar: *eats waffle*

everyone: O.o did he just eat a waffle???

medicine cats: Excuse me! Coming through!

jayfeather: *feels firestars forhead* yep hes got a fever

firestar: *faints*

runningnose: hmm... we should consult the moonpool

medicine cats: agreed

Leafpool: *shoves firestar on a stretcher*

Leafshimmer: *pushes stretcher towards the highstones*

Brambleclaw: WE ARE FREEEEE!!!! *changes sign*

sign: Brambleclaws party!!!

squirrelflight: hey rosethorn! i found those movies firestar consficated from you!

Rosethorn: *squeals* yayyy!!!!

Brambleclaw: i wonder why firestar consficated those movies from him (yes rosethorn is a he)

squirrelflight: *smirks* we is about to find out! *plays movie*

TV: *cussing and gore and blood*

Brambleclaw: turn it off! turn it off!!!!

rosethorn: O.o i bought them from the kids aisle

thornclaw: hey firestar im back! i got the oreos you requested!

rosethorn: hes not here, the medicine cats carted him off to the moonpool

thornclaw: uhh whos managing the party then?

brambleclaw: me obviously

Dustpelt: i finished the nursery repairs!!! also i unblocked the entrance so the kits can get out

brambleclaw: cool

narrator: meanwhile at the moonpool...

Jayfeather: o great bluestar, why is firestar sick?

bluestar: welllll... lets just say that there is no cure but it will wear off after the party

leafshimmer: wait you caused it?

bluestar: yep

leafpool: AWESOME!!! :D

bluestar: get back to the party, just leave firestar here. he can find his way back on his own, plus you will have to clean up before he gets back

leafpool: thanks bluestar! *they wake up*

narrator: back at the party...

Brambleclaw: if you can climb up this tree, you win a tub of catmint!!! *points to the Sky Oak*

jayfeather: NOT MY cATMINTTT

brambleclaw: fine then you win a teddy bear

rosethorn: easy! *climbs up an inch* *starts panting* im soo tired... *falls back to the ground*

everyone: *facepaws*

dustpelt: *climbs up to the third branch* *looks down* woah, im so high up! im starting to get dizzy... *falls back to the ground*

brambleclaw: *catches dustpelt*

squirrelflight: haha you guys are noobs! watch me! *climbs up almost to the top*

everyone: wow shes like a squirrel

squirrelflight: *steps on almost the last branch*

branch: *breaks*

squirrelflight: *eyes widen* NOOOOOOOOO *starts falling*

everyone: *gasps*

squirrelflight: *turns into a flying squirrel*

everyone: *gasps again*

Squirrelflight: *flys to the top and turns back into a cat* HA i win!!!

brambleclaw: no the rules say you have to climb to the top, not fly to the top

squirrelflight: WHAT UGHH

Thornclaw: i shall win this, because i am the best at everything! *climbs to the top*

everyone: WOW

squirrelflight: *super angry* kicks thornclaw off the tree

everyone: *GASP*

thornclaw: *lands on giant teddy bear* teddy bear!!! *hugs teddy bear*

The End!!!