a sort of warriors spoofs book that i wrote

splashkit

I might include other parts idk

btw i have watched some of the tv show, like 40 episodes

Splashkit: FINALLY! im 5 moons old and ready to be a pokemon trainer! :D *grabs packpack and stuff* *puts on nametag saying Hi Im Splashkit"

everyone: uh wait I thought you were grounded?

splashkit: yes but now im un-grounded

random riverclan warrior: shoo, everyone. go back to shadowclan territory

I think splashkit might have gotten younger by a bit

*a few minutes pass*

Professor Oakheart: oh hai spashkit we have three and a half starter pokemon for you to pick from. There is a charmander, a bulbasaur, a squirtle, and a pikachu.

splashkit: wait wait what do you mean by half a pokemon???

oakheart: oh yeah the pikachu is still in an egg

splashkit: ill choose the charmander

oh also I dont really know any of the pokemon moves sooo ill just make some up! also I dont know the average stats for any of the pokemon soo I guess ill just make those up as well

*later*

splashkit: hmm ill name you... Blue because you arent blue

blue: sure, I like the color blue

before you say pokemon cant talk, pikachu did in pokemon detective so yeah

splashkit: nice! *hears rustling* what was that?

a Pidgey jumped out of the bushes!

splashkit: is that a bird? looks yummy

blue: no its a pidgey

splashkit: ohhh! blue, attack!!!

*battle music*

pidgey: *uses wing attack*

blue: haha missed me *uses scratch*

pidgey: K.O

splashkit: wow! wait theres a spray bottle full of purple liquid! mmmm it smells so good

blue: I think thats a potion... I read about it in the lab, it heals injuries!

splashkit: so its like herbs... cool!

blue: well lets go find some other pokemon to catch

splashkit: yeah I want to be the very best, like no one ever was

blue: uhh yeah

bushes: *rustle*

splashkit: *hunting croutch* *stalk* *pounce* a mouse! yummm

blue: will that be enough for both of us?

splashkit: probably? idk

both: *munch munch*

blue: ok im full

splashkit: same, ill put the leftovers in my backpack *walk walk walk walk*

blue: uh are we on enemy territory? the scent smells different

splashkit: oh no!

squirrelflight: hi splashkit, you are on thunderclan territory, are you lost?

splashkit: err I was looking for pokemon

squirrelflight: oh well riverclan is that way *points*

splashkit: thanks *walks back* I should probably buy running shoes