a sort of warriors spoofs book that i wrote

twolegs

hello i am sorta active again!

The narrator is not in this story btw

Firestar: *wakes up*

Brambleclaw: *wakes up*

Both: *see each other* AHHhhH A TWOLEG HELPP

both: *sees themselves* AHH IM A TWOLEG OH NO

firestar: who are you?

they cant recognize each other because they are twolegs

brambleclaw: hi i am brambleclaw, who are you?

firestar: o_o im firestar

brambleclaw: oh ok *thinks* waiiitttt if we are twolegs where is everyone else?

firestar: good question...

brambleclaw: also where are we?

firestar: *looks around* wow we are in the twolegplace i was born in! i wonder if smudge is still here...

brambleclaw: whos that?

firestar: a friend

brambleclaw: wait we are on a thunderpath *pause* AHH A MONSTER

both: *scramble off the road*

monster: *makes car noises*

brambleclaw: oh no its growling at us

firestar: oh good it zoomed past us without eating us

brambleclaw: your trembling btw

firestar: no im not! *tremble*

brambleclaw: yes you are

firestar: *stops trembling* that was just adrenaline

brambleclaw: uh huh right totally

firestar: *deep breaths* ok im calm, now what do we do?

brambleclaw: we eat! im hungry

firestar: ok we will go hunting

brambleclaw: i see a mouse *attempts to do hunting crouch but falls over*

firestar: how are we supposed to hunt like this???

brambleclaw: hey look over there! a twoleg came out of a building holding food!

he was the waiter person thing

firestar: so that building is like some sort of fresh kill pile i guess

brambleclaw: *enter building*

building: *empty*

firestar: huh theres no one here but theres some food over there!

what luck! firestar entered a mcdonalds that just closed but the waiter person forgot to lock the door

firestar: *picks up bag* huh twoleg paws are good for holding things

brambleclaw: wow opposable thumbs! nice!

firestar: uhhh

brambleclaw: never mind *looks in bag* there are lumpy things that smell really good in there

firestar: *reach in and take out a chicken mcnugget*

chicken nugget: *smells super good*

firestar: *chomp* OH WOW THATS SO DELIIOUS

firestar: *becomes fat*

brambleclaw: why did you swell up?

firestar: i feel weird...

brambleclaw: quick we gotta get you to a medcat!

both: *wake up*

brambleclaw: im a cat again! that must have been a bad dream

firestar: *stumble out of den* i had a really weird dream...

brambleclaw: did it involve twolegs?

firestar: yeah

and then a giant rock fell out of the sky and obliterated the forest

firestar (because he has nine lives): uh what just happend? anyways THE END!

fishegg/paw: *comes back to life* *duct tapes firestars mouth*

I on purpose forgot that the other leaders also have nine lives btw