Narrator: While mistykit and oakpaw were rogues, riverclan had changed a lot. Bluestar, Yellowfang, and Spottedleaf had appeared in a heavily defended fort, and Splashkit had somehow redirected the river into a moat.
Bluestar: uhh... are we in the right place?
Yellowfang: lemme check *checks GPS* yeah we are in Riverclan camp
Spottedleaf: uhh i dont think its called Riverclan camp anymore... *points to a sign saying Splashclan Fort*
Bluestar: WHAT???? This clan has been called riverclan since the dawn of the clans!!! how dare he change the name to something stupid like splashclan???
Crookedjaw: STATE YOUR BUISSNESS INTRUDER! YOU ARE BUT A LOWELY PEASANT, AND IS NOT ALLOWED IN SPLASHSTAR'S ROYAL GARDEN (AKA the medicine herb growing place which used to belong to Leafshimmer)!!!
Bluestar: *thunderous voice* HOW DARE YOU!!!
Crookedjaw: uhh
Bluestar: I AM AN AMBASSADOR OF STARCLAN, YOU FOOLISH MORTAL!!!
Crookedjaw: OH MY STARCLAN IM SO SORRY :O *grovels* *pleads for mercy*
Bluestar: ok i shall give mercy to you, but you must take us to your king, Splashkit so we can talk some sense into him.
Crookedjaw: yes, ma'am *leads into royal chambers (AKA the leaders den)*
Splashstar: WHO ARE THESE INTRUDERS
Crookedjaw: *stammers* uhh... w-well those three cats claim to be ammbasadors of starclan soo...
Splashstar: (to the ammbasadors of starclan) HA! yeah right, your TOTALLY from starclan! GUARDS!!! ESCORT THEM OUT OF CAMP!
Narrator: a bunch of cats with pointy sticks surround the three starclan cats
Bluestar: >:O GO AWAY OR ELSE WE SHALL UNLEASH THE POWER OF STARCLAN UPON YOU
Splashstar: wow nice bluff
All three starclan cats: *eyes start glowing and rises into the air*
Splashstar: *stammers* u-uhh... r-release them!
the starclan cats: *go back to normal* MAKE EVERYTHING BACK TO NORMAL, AND FORFIET YOUR POWER BY THE NEXT SUNRISE OR FEEL THE FULL WRATH OF STARCLAN
Splashstar: uh yes ok
bluestar, yellowfang, and spottedleaf: *vanish*
splashstar: *looks around* was that a hallucination?
everyone else in the room: no
splashstar: *nervously* well... i guess we should clean up and take Heavystep, Leafshimmer, and the others out of prison and redirect the river and clean up all of the messes we made and... i lost track of all of the bad stuff i did while i was ruler...
Crookedjaw: *pulls out notebook* lets see... you forgot to assign any hunting or border patrols, so we lost a lot of territory and half the clan is starving, among other things
splashstar: *winces* i was a pretty bad ruler, can we get mistystar back?
Fishegg: yeah that would be a really good idea
timeskip to the next sunrise
Bluestar: wow! everything is back to normal!
Everyone: (to readers) THE END!!!
Fishpaw: noooo!!! not the fourth wall!
YOU ARE READING
a sort of warriors spoofs book that i wrote
Aléatoireuhhhh mosty warriors things, i felt like i should make a book because like yeah having 0 works is embarresing (i have a cover but it wont upload for some reason) (part two and three arent supposed to be funny btw) (only part one was supposed to be f...
