Oakpaw and Mistykit: *run away from the clans*
mistykit: i guess we will just have to become rogues...
oakpaw: ok...
mistykit: *takes nap*
Starclan Bluestar: well id better check on mistystar and ask her how everythings going with splashkit
rest of starclan: *agrees*
starclan bluestar: well i need that messaging leaf
Starclan yellowfang: NUH UH! you are NOT going to get my messaging leaf!!!
Starclan bluestar: pleeeeaaaase?
starclan yellowfang: NO
starclan bluestar: but i cant visit mistystars dreams without it
starclan yellowfang: humph fine
starclan bluestar: thanks! *takes messaging leaf and types "mistystar" in it*
Messaging leaf: ERROR 404: NAME "MISTYSTAR" NOT FOUND
starclan bluestar: what??? *shows to the others*
starclan spottedleaf: lemme see
starclan bluestar: *shows to spottedleaf*
starclan spottedleaf: hmm... well maybe her name changed! try searching "mistyfoot" or "mistypaw" or "mistykit"
starclan bluestar: *searches mistykit*
leaf: *shows messaging options and an image of mistykit*
Starclan bluestar: Thanks spottedleaf! *selects video conference*
narrator: meanwhile in mistykit's dream...
starclan bluestar: yo mistystar- i mean kit!
mistykit: *abruptly jerked out of dream about fish* Bluestar!!! thank goodness your here!
starclan bluestar: why, are you in trouble?
mistykit: well... its sorta complicated... *explains what happened*
starclan bluestar: hmm... ok well, ill see what I can do.
bluestar back at the starclan meeting room...
Starclan bluestar: ... and that is why we must stop his reighn of terror!!!
Starclan spottedleaf: I say we talk to riverclan. we can solve it in a diplomatic way! i mean like splashstar might like being the ruler, but he will listen to us, right? we are starclan!!!
starclan yellowfang: hmm... i see your point, but we should have a team of fighters in reserve just in case they attack.
starclan bluestar: yeah ok we will do that.
meanwhile in riverclan...
Splashstar: the prison is complete! put heavystep and the others in there!!!
Suddenly, three cats (see if you can guess who they are) appeared out of nowhere!!! to be continued i guess
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a sort of warriors spoofs book that i wrote
Rastgeleuhhhh mosty warriors things, i felt like i should make a book because like yeah having 0 works is embarresing (i have a cover but it wont upload for some reason) (part two and three arent supposed to be funny btw) (only part one was supposed to be f...
