Firestar: *snore* in dreams... oh hi bluestar
starclan BLUESTAR (im changing another typo): i have a VERY important omen/prophecy
Firestar: what is it?
bluestar: im getting to that part *clears throat* one will become two, and if the firey star does not eat a waffle in the next moon, the sun will set on the clans for the final time.
hopefully that was dramatic enough
Firestar: what does that mean??? wait dont go i still have questi- *wakes up* ugh
sandstorm: is everything alright?
firestar: just... a bad dream
thunderclan: *wakes up*
brambleclaw: WAFFLE TIME ITS WAFFLE TIME WOULD YOU LIKE A WAFF- wait where did all of the waffles go? last time i checked i had one under my nest
squirrelflight: i totally didnt eat it *burps*
Brambleclaw: WHAT *chases squirrelflight around camp
Cinderpelt: i had a weird dream...
jayfeather: wow same
Leafpool: yeah
leafshimmer: *poofs into camp* yeah my dream was really crazy, i remember something about bluestar and waffles
firestar: hey leafshimmer how did you get here
leafshimmer: medicine cat powers
firestar: jayfeather i need to ask you about a dream i had
jayfeather: ask away, dear boy, ask away (harry potter reference)
firestar: your acting sorta weird...
jayfeather: *slap* NO IM NOT
firestar: uhh well i had a dream about chasing a butterfly, then bluestar appeard and squashed the butterfly. then, she said a prophecy about one becoming two, and about a firey star eating a waffle, or else the sun will set on the clans for the final time
jayfeather: hmm... medicine cat huddle!
*all the medicine cats bunch togethor and whisper*
*five seconds later...*
jayfeather: welll... we are not sure about the one becoming two part,
*there is a poof sound effect then there are two jayfeathers*
both jayfeathers: but the firey star part probably means that you need to eat a waffle.
others: *stare*
jayfeathers: what? *sees other jayfeather* (both of them go like) AHHHH WHAT THE
jayfeather # 1: your me!
jayfeather # 2: no, your me!
both: well firestar you need to eat a waffle now
firestar: no way!! i am NOT eating a waffle!!!
jayfeather 1: you need to or else the sun will go out or something
jayfeather 2: yeah what he said
firestar: uhh...
thornclaw: hey where did my waffles go?
everyone else: yeah my waffles vanished
firestars phone: PING!
firestar: *pull out phone* *checks Warrior Cats chat* hey what skyclans waffles vanished!
PING!
firestar: riverclans also vanished! also windclans and shadowclans!!! HA now i dont have to eat a waffle, because they are none left!
greystripe: i declare a quest! we shall journey to the Tribe to get a waffle! WHOES WITH ME
everyone except firestar: *murmur in agreement*
firestar: i forbid the waffle quest!
others: *advance on firestar*
firestar: what are you doing?
others: *pin down firestar*
greystripe, brambleclaw, and squirrelflight: *race out of camp*
greystripe: *panting* im so tired... my old bones are aching
brambleclaw: greystrip, we have gone like 5 fox-lengths.
greystripe: *collapse, with chest heaving* i wont be able to make it! go on without me!
squirrelflight: dont be so dramatic! ill carry you! *picks up greystripe*
greystripe: *is unconsious*
brambleclaw and squirrelflight: *rolls eyes and keeps walking*
brambleclaw: whats that? *points to object on the ground*
squirrelflight: looks like a dead bird to me
bird: *rots*
brambleclaw: eeeewwww
squirrelflight: hey look a bright red round thing
brambleclaw: *sniff* smells like catmint
jayfeather: *faint voice coming from camp* DONT TOUcH MY CATMINTTTT
brambleclaw: o.O ok ok sorry
squirrelflight: how did he even know you were gonna touch it?
earlier...
splashkit: *pretends to be sick* hey jayfeather i have a bellyache
jayfeather: ok wait here *leaves den to get herbs*
splashkit: *sneaks towards catmint*
jayfeather: *back with some herbs* DONT TOUcH MY CATMINTTTT
splashkit: sorry
jayfeather: hey you are that riverclan kit what are you doing here
splashkit: o.o isnt this riverclan camp
jayfeather: *facepalm*
leafpool: *dropkick*
splashkit: *lands on fish pile*
fish: *hits mistystar in the face*
splashkit: hi
mistystar: YOU THREW A FISH AT MY FACE??? YOU ARE GROUNDED DO NOT LEAVE THE NURSERY UNTIL YOU ARE 6 MOONS OLD
splashkit: sorry *goes back to nursery*
and that is the story of how brambleclaw thought jayfeather was yelling at him
firestar: wait what its already the end of the story? i thought i still had to eat a waffle
me: yeah but this is getting too long so i decided to just end it here
firestar: yayy!!!
everyone mentioned in this story: the end!!!
fishpaw: noooo fourth wall dont leave me i cannot live without you *cri*
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a sort of warriors spoofs book that i wrote
Randomuhhhh mosty warriors things, i felt like i should make a book because like yeah having 0 works is embarresing (i have a cover but it wont upload for some reason) (part two and three arent supposed to be funny btw) (only part one was supposed to be f...
