idfc // zarry

Don't call me by my name, I won't call you by yours

Zayn: *casually scrolling through Instagram and sees a video where people are doing a trend where they have to call their partners/husbands with their actual name and see the reaction, now ofc he must try this with Harry because of course*

Harry: *lying on the couch and watching Netflix peacefully*

Zayn: Harry can you get me some water?

Harry: ????

Harry: the fuck? what did you just call me??

Zayn: *starts laughing*
I said, Harry can you get me some water??

Harry: why are you calling me Harry? did I do something are you mad at me?

Zayn: *still laughing*
Noo what do you mean, you didn't do anything Harry

Harry: see you did it again. Are you still mad at me because I ate the last donut? I said sorry baby

Zayn: Noo I'm not mad omg isn't your name Harry Styles, Harry??

Harry: No???

Zayn: *starts cackling* what do you mean no Harry? It's your name

Harry: NO it's babe for you you don't call me by my name!! I'm your boyfriend, call me 'baby, honey, booboo, daddy'!!!

Zayn: omg BABE stop making that face you look like I killed your pet or something *can't stop laughing*

Harry: exactly yeah it's babe for you, I'm going to get you water BUT YOU don't ever call me by THAT word again.

Harry: *leaves for the kitchen*

Zayn: so much entertainment I love the internet