Harry: c'mon zayn talk dirty to me, you can do it
Zayn: I don't know how to do it AND you know that
Harry: just try again babe, practice makes perfect
Zayn: you've literally seen how bad I am at it
Harry: maybe this time you'll do it just go with the flow baby
Zayn: ugh Harry fine
Zayn: oh I've been such a bad boy ;)
Harry: oh yeah? Keep going
what bad thing did you do baby? ;)Zayn: I accidentally stepped on a cat's tail on the way up
Harry: yeah that's it- wait what?
YOU ARE READING
idfc // zarry
HumorHarry: You know who's gay? Zayn: .... Harry: *slaps Zayn's ass* ME