Harry and Zayn about to have sex:
Zayn: oh yeah yeah keep going
Harry: mhm first tell me.. how's your daddy?
Harry: wait I meant who's your-
Zayn: *sitting up from their position and crossing his legs*
Oh I'm glad you asked actually I forgot to tell you dad secured a great deal on this very beautiful bungalow-Harry: huh? Baby we were about to-
Zayn: and babe you should see the pictures that he sent me like the house is so pretty with oak wood-
Harry: speaking of wood I've got a situation down he-
Zayn: and oh my god the view from the windows of the rooms is just magnificent-
Harry: *putting his shirt back on*
Hey Zayn?Zayn: yeah haz?
Harry: remind me to take lessons on interrogative pronouns later
Zayn: huh? Where's that coming from?
Harry: never mind baby tell me more about how your dad's doing and the bungalow that he bought
Zayn: yeah let me show you the pictures you'll looove it too-
Harry:
YOU ARE READING
idfc // zarry
HumorHarry: You know who's gay? Zayn: .... Harry: *slaps Zayn's ass* ME