Zayn: babe I need to tell you something...
Harry: what's it baby?
Zayn: i'm pregnant you're gonna be a father
Harry: BABY SERIOUSLY?
Zayn: NO. April fool's. Ha got you
Harry: wait so you're not pregnant?
Zayn: No I am, you're just not the father :D
Harry: what the fuck?
*You can no longer send messages to Harry Styles as the user has blocked you.*
Zayn: Harry WHAT THE FUCK i was joking, I can't fucking get pregnant I'M A MAN
*message not sent because you're blocked*
Zayn: ARE U FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW
*message not sent bec-
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AN: on a separate note my manz would be cute asf if men could get pregnant ngl. A WHOLE BABU
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idfc // zarry
HumorHarry: You know who's gay? Zayn: .... Harry: *slaps Zayn's ass* ME