Taylor: so Zayn, what do you want to be for Halloween?
Zayn: *takes a deep breath and closes his eyes*
Zayn: I want to be...
Zayn: fucked
Taylor: uhh..
Someone screaming from a distance:
I CAN HeLP with thatIt was Harry...
Zayn: Tay what do you wanna be??
Taylor: a cat???
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A\N: I saw this on tiktok, the 'fucked' part and I thought maybe I should update my 'kind of book' that I haven't UPDATED in weeks alzkwk.
HAPPY BELATED HALLOWEEN <3
Also my heart is so full and I will never get over slytherin Zayn and baby girl hulk I love their little family 🥺
YOU ARE READING
idfc // zarry
HumorHarry: You know who's gay? Zayn: .... Harry: *slaps Zayn's ass* ME