*zayn & harry talking on call*
Harry: ok zayn so I'm breaking up-
Zayn: I'M PREGNANT YOU CAN'T-
Harry: baby, I meant the call.. I'm breaking up the call
Zayn: riiight sorry, I panicked.
Harry: yeah I noticed-
Zayn: mmkay shut up
Zayn: and haz?
Harry: yeah babe?
Zayn: just say you're 'hanging up' the call from next time
Harry: oh I'll keep that in mind wouldn't want you to suffer from morning sickne-
*zayn hangs up so fast*
YOU ARE READING
idfc // zarry
HumorHarry: You know who's gay? Zayn: .... Harry: *slaps Zayn's ass* ME