Niall: is that a hickey?
Zayn: nO...... I got bitten by a..
Louis: bitten by what? It's a really big bite for any insect
Zayn: that's because I wasn't bitten by an insect it was an animal ok
the uh
the tasmanian devil!!!Liam: oh my GOD how THE FUCK DID YOU COME ACROSS A TASMANIAN DEVIL?!? Are you okay ZAYN?!?
Niall: what the fuck?
[Harry enters the room]
Louis: hello tasmanian devil.
Liam: oh
Niall: OH
Harry: huh? what are y'all ON?
Louis: stfu. Zayn seriously? Tasmanian devil? You couldn't come up with any other animal?
Zayn: LEAVE ME ALONE. I was watching a fucking wild life documentary and they mentioned them smh
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HumorHarry: You know who's gay? Zayn: .... Harry: *slaps Zayn's ass* ME