Harry: Zayn is so fucking pretty I could cry. THIS IS SO UNFAIR I MEAN LOOK. AT. HIM. OH. MY. GOD. So beautiful. So handsome. Life's fucking unfair.
Liam: don't be jealous Harry you're a handsome and charming guy too. Not as pretty as Zayn but you look good too mate
Harry: I'm not jealous I'm gay Liam.
Harry: I'm gay for Zayn.
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idfc // zarry
HumorHarry: You know who's gay? Zayn: .... Harry: *slaps Zayn's ass* ME