idfc // zarry

Water

In Zayn's and Harry's living room-

Zayn: Babe, can you get me a glass of water?

Harry: yes ofcourse babe-
*reaches for the jug and pours water in the glass*

Harry: here you g-

Niall: here Zayn I got you water babe-

Harry: Niall how tf did you get in-

Me: babe here I got you mineral water it's like the best water in the whole-

Harry: who the fuck are yo-

Taylor: Zayn babe, here you go I got you sparkling water cause you got a sparkling face-

Harry: what the fu-

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle: babe we got you royal water from the royal well here hav-

Harry: .......

Beyoncé: babe here's some water for Zayn Beyoncé Malik-

Harry: what in the worl-

God: here babe, I heard you wanted water- I got you some elixir. Am I late or?

Harry: y'all got 2 minutes to leave before I call the cops on all of you.

Harry: I am his babe. He called me babe. ME. Now OUT.