Niall: Zaaayn!! You home? Open the dooor
After Zayn opens the door:
Zayn: you coulda called before coming mate
Niall: when have I ever cal- wait why're you wearing a helmet in the house?
Zayn: I was riding a bike?
Niall: since when? And in your damn apartment?
Zayn: yes?
Niall: okay. But I don't see no bike here-
Harry: Hi
Niall:
Zayn:
Harry: what?
Niall: didn't know you changed your name to 'bike'
YOU ARE READING
idfc // zarry
HumorHarry: You know who's gay? Zayn: .... Harry: *slaps Zayn's ass* ME