Harry: *sitting on the couch flipping through the channels watching TV*
Zayn: *barges in the living room with his phone in his hands and waves it in Harry's face frantically* HARRY??!
Harry: *gets startled and the remote falls from his hands, eyes widen comically*
Zayn: WHY DIDN'T YOU TEXT ME BACK?!?
Harry: what do you mean?
Zayn: I TEXTED YOU AND YOU DIDN'T TEXT ME BACK-
Harry: but I didn't get any text and besides we're in the same house I-
Zayn: don't lie TO ME. I LITERALLY TRA LA LA'D YOUR DINGDINGDONG LAST NIGHT AND THIS IS HOW YOU TREAT ME
*Louis enters the living room*
Louis: Zayn what happened? Harr-
Harry: Thank god Lou you're her-
Zayn: Louis I SENT HIM A TEXT AND HE DIDN'T TEXT BACK!!
Louis: OH HARRY YOU MOTHERFU-
*Niall barges in*
Niall: Guys what the hell why are you all shouting?!?
Harry: oh GOD NIALL FINALLY I-
Louis: guess WHAT? Zayn texted Harry AND HARRY DIDN'T FUCKING TEXT BACK-
Niall: oh HARRY YOU FUCKER HOW DARE YOU-
*Liam comes in running*
Liam: What the fuck is happening down here?
Harry: oh LIAM please, please thank god you're here help m-
Niall: Harry didn't FUCKING TEXT BACK ZAYN, LIAM. THAT'S WHAT-
Liam: YOU DICKHEAD WHY WOULD YOU-
Louis: I fucking KNOW RIGHT-
Niall: How THE FUCK COULD YOU what is wrong with you-
Zayn: I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU-
Harry: *when you try your best but you don't succeed- starts playing in his head*
YOU ARE READING
idfc // zarry
HumorHarry: You know who's gay? Zayn: .... Harry: *slaps Zayn's ass* ME