so i tossed and turned between two ideas and yeah i thought this would be the best one
basicaly calum is a stripper and thats all im telling you ........
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luke pov
its my best mates birthday today and i want to surprise him by taking him to a gay strip bar. he has always wanted to go to one, and he had just turned old enough, so i thought why not. i am 100% straight and i will not be checking any men's ass tonight no way. i am doing this for a friend and a friend only. (ashton is younger than luke ok).
i pull up outside ashtons house and beep my horn, a few seconds later he comes walking out with back skinny jeans and a ripped tank top. he opens the door and slides inside with a worried look on his face.
"mate whats. wrong" i question he shakes his head and laughs.
"im just scared but lets get going i want to get drunk off our asses tonight"
"woahhhhhh" i shout and start the car engine slowly driving to our destination for the night.
after half an hour we pull into a car park i jolt the engine to a stop and step out.
"lets go ash" he nods and runs to catch up with me. we walked across the car park and you can ear the boom of the bass from inside.
"ID's please" a grumpy door man demands i flip my wallet over and pull out my driver's license and sliding it back in. ashton does the same but showing a piece of parchment he gave us a low grunt as
we entered .we are met by loud head thumping music and thick smoke with streams of pink light shining through the fog. we met up with our other friends and found some seats. All of the people that are around me are gay and im just sat here being straight as a pole i feel like an intruder.
"oh yeah i told all of these that you are gay" ashton whispers into my ear. i spit out the beer that was in my mouth
"WHAT" i shout everyone on our table is looking at me i wave and carry on my conversation with ashton. i drag him by the top of his arm out of the club outside so we can talk.
"ASHTON WHAT DID YOU DO!" i shout
"sorry luke i just wanted to have a good time tonight that's all" he looks at the floor.
"no ash, I'm sorry its your birthday and i shouldn't be a bum fluff and ruin it for you" i pause " i suppose i could pull off being gay just for one night" ashon claps his hands and pulls me into a tight hug
"YAY FANKS LUCAS" he then drags me my my hand back into the club. we resume our seats and carry on with the night.
1 hour later
"WOAH ASH I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I MIGHT BE A LLAMA OR A UNICORN LAMA" i am drunk out of my mind right now.
"guys lets go up to the poles and watch the dancers" one of ash's friends say.
"yay penis" i shout and run towards the poles. after a lot of pushing me and ash made it to the front so we can get a good view. a blue haired man comes walking down the runway to have a go on the poles.
"here we have michal clifford, but call him the cifficonda" an overhead speaker booms out.
"hey ashykins, have you seen any bashable men yet" i shout over the music but no reply i turn my head to look at ashton he is just stood there looking with amazement at 'michael'.
"put money on him mate" he nods as the blue haired one walks to the front. various men are putting notes in his black sparkly underwear he puts on a little show shaking his ass for the men. a few wolf whistles are heard here and there.
after a few minutes he comes to our side and lets ash us his big hands to pull the underwear and place money on strap. ash simply winks at the dancer that makes michael turn around and shake his ass in ashtons face.
He returns to his pole an carrys on with the flips and tricks. i felt ash tap my shoulder
"ohhhh i am so getting a lap dance off of that little hottie later on" i laugh and shrug my shoulders
"next up is the one and only calum hood, more commonly known as kinky calum"
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first chapter done. i like where this story is going mmmm next chapter calvin will be dancing
till next time peace
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FanfictionI wrote this book a long time ago and the writing is awful but I don't want to delete it because it was my first book and it has 100k so I'm keeping it up but it is quite bad, just warning you
