OMG i jut reached 7k reads and wow i never even.... im so awkward with thank you's im awkward, luke hemmings is awkward. i'll stop now but hehehehhehe .....
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"if you had a boner you should of just told me" i blushed "i would of just sorted it out" he whispered into my left ear before walking away and shaking his ass on purpose.
luke pov
oh my god! He must of seen or heard me have a wank I'm so embarrassed right now. all i want to to do is crawl in a hole and stay there for the rest of my life no joke. At i got one good thing out of this whole boner moment, calum the sexy stripper who is way out of my league, he literally said to me that he wants to give me a hand or blow job.
stop it Lucas if you think about that again, you might get another boner for god sake. i then realize I'm stood in the corner of a strip club and having a mind conversation with myself. quietly coughing i walk off back towards the main strip bar.
i was just about to take a step into the main room, but ashton drunk off his ass Irwin tumbles into me sending us both to the floor with a loud thunk (uptown funk you up).
"ow ash that hurt" i shout while a giggly ashton is lying smack bang on top of me with all of his weight pressing down onto me.
"sorry lukey poo, i just had a lap dance off of that hottie boy, he sure knows how to shake his ass and make me spunk myself" my eyed widened and i push ashton off using all my strength.
"eww what the actual hell ash" i brush my self off as ashton stands up with great difficulty,and him holding onto the handrail for support.
"im joking lukey" he giggles loudly popping his dimples. i let out a sigh of relief " not really I'm really sticky"
"bro gross go wash yourself off" he nods and kisses my cheek and skips off towards the mens room.
What just happened. i think silently to myself ,carrying on with what i was doing before ashton interrupted me. god my head hurts. I re-enter the bar area and order a shot of vodka to get me started again. while i waited for the drink i glanced at the clock on the wall behind the bar.
i am starting to feel a bit tipsy so i squint my eyes to focus on the numbers. 01:23 woah 3 hours flew by without me even realizing.
"here you go mate" the bartender says as he slides the shit into my hand. i gladly pay him and tip the liquor down my throat feeling the burn hit my neck. i shut my eyes and clench my fist waiting for the burning to die down.
after a few seconds the burning had gone and i motion the bartender over ordering the same thing. he places it down once again. but before i could grab it another a tanned had beat me to it. i watch calum tip it down his neck. he squints his eyes.
"woah that was strong" i just let out a silent laugh and felt a sudden confidence boost.i grab the tanned boys ass in my hand and lean into his ear nibbling on the lobe before speaking ....
"hey babe i want to see if that perfect ass can work wonders on my lap"
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it is currently ten to 3 in the morning i am so bad at going to sleep at normal times i am the worst ,besides i have and entire season of the walking dead to catch up on :P
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FanfictionI wrote this book a long time ago and the writing is awful but I don't want to delete it because it was my first book and it has 100k so I'm keeping it up but it is quite bad, just warning you
