DreamSMP Oneshots

𝙹𝚜𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚝

𝚆𝚒𝚒 𝙶𝚊𝚖𝚎𝚜

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"I found a Wii game-no...my girl found me a Wii game to play...I'm gonna be a baby mama, we are playing babysitting mama. Oh I forgot...I had to buy a baby...a fucking baby," he placed the box down with the baby and grabbed scissors.

"I'm gonna be a father! This is...this is  Y/n's future," he mumbled and chuckled a little.

"Put the Wii remote in the back of the doll...THE DOLL!! I'm gonna be a father to a cyborg...nice," he said as he started to mess around with game.

"It's fucking 5:30 in the morning and the sun is coming up I'm pretty sure Y/n is up and wondering why I'm yelling because ITS YOUR FAULT MAMA!!" He yelled.

*No, no, please don't shake the baby*

"I'm so done with this," he said as he started to put the doll...up... he hit the doll with a book as it swung back and forth.

"Oh shit..." his door opened and Y/n peaked her head in.

"Schlatt," she said as Schlatt just laughed at her.

"We have a small interruption...Umm everyone Y/n my girl who bought this god awful game."

"It's not bad are you playing it right?" She asked untying the doll.

"YES! I'm following the directions and I'm getting yelled at by mama! I having another Japanese candy...which one?"

"Umm the Hello Kitty one."

"Gosh okay, can any of you Japanese people help me out what is this? Doesn't matter I'm going eat it," he took a bite then gave the other half to Y/n. Schlatt started up the game.

"So this part is to simulate a cradle," he said as Y/n started to and was following the directions.

*let's see how you did?*

"OH!?"

"It's a gold medal."

"How did you do that?"

"I don't know?"

"We have another candy it's very flaky and leaves powder on your fingers," he took a bite and made a face.

"No, no, I don't like it," he gave the rest to Y/n but she didn't like it either.

"No," she said placing it on the wrapper.

"Ok, the next is burping, give me the doll," he grabbed the doll from Y/n and did the burping.

"Oh this ones easy when you understand it the first time," he said as it ended and he put his arms in the air and Y/n did a sarcastic clap and Schlatt bowed.

"Ok we have the cradle one again, why did you do so good at it..." he said as he started to get frustrated with it.

"Why...why is it crying..? WHY IS IT YELLING!! WHY IS CRYING!!"

"You...you have to go slow," Y/n said but Schlatt was still having trouble.

*Lets see how you did..? Oh try better next time*

"WHAT!!" He put the doll back up swinging.

"No leave him up there, he deserves to be up there...we have more candy to review...this one is a green KitKat it might be green tea," he split it and gave the other half to Y/n.

"I don't really like it, and I like green tea I just don't like this," she said giving it back to Schlatt and he took it from her fingers with his mouth.

"It's okay, next we have egg...jelly? Libo...I don't know it stinks though," he took bite first.

"EHHH! NO, NOPE NO!! It would be so funny if I didn't eat all of it."

"No you don't have to I believe you it's not good don't eat all of it," he brought the rest to his mouth and started to eat the rest bit spit it out in the trash, he turned off his camera.

"Do you want water?"

"Yes," he said with his face still in the trash.
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